Rules... - What you've learned
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08-29-2002, 07:22 PM
Quote:If you can't think up something witty on the spot, you're not wittyand you will always think of the perfect comeback line on the drive home after having nothing good to say at the moment
I will touch the sun or I will die trying.
08-29-2002, 07:25 PM
Pretending you have your period does not stop all men from trying to get down your pants.
When showing a friend your brother's stash of funny stuff, its never good to find a pregnancy test. ![[Image: fire.jpg]](http://publish.hometown.aol.com/doodles46/images/fire.jpg) Oh no we took it back to far Only love can save us now.....
08-29-2002, 07:26 PM
Duke is the best basketball team ever ever ever
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![[Image: post-13-23459-Earl2.jpg]](http://www.cdih.net/non-cgi/uploads/post-13-23459-Earl2.jpg) </div><font color = maroon size = 1> Your pocket Bible will stop an assailant's bullet, but not before it passes through four innocent bystanders, a school-bus gas tank, and your genitals.
08-29-2002, 07:27 PM
I wish neverending mountains of paperwork-bitch duty on you.
I will touch the sun or I will die trying.
08-29-2002, 07:31 PM
Just because you're 10 minutes from your house doesn't mean you can't get lost.
Oh no we took it back to far Only love can save us now.....
08-29-2002, 07:31 PM
Quote:The most fun people to hang around with are generally the most crazyThe most fun people to hang out with generally end up being the most obnoxious.
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08-29-2002, 07:38 PM
mastering letters and numbers is hard work.
I will touch the sun or I will die trying.
08-29-2002, 07:39 PM
If you go to bed with an itchy ass, your finger will smell in the morning.
Oh no we took it back to far Only love can save us now.....
08-29-2002, 07:41 PM
Quote:The most fun people to hang out with generally end up being the most obnoxious. You'll understand when you get older, to appreciate my company. ![[Image: BT-vivalaevolucion-gallery-2756.jpg]](http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i242/gonzostyle/BT-vivalaevolucion-gallery-2756.jpg) http://www.dvdspot.com/member=Gonzostyle http://www.myspace.com/brooklyngonzo http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=770777388 diceisgod Wrote:I LOVE YOU GONZY WONZY SNOOKIE WOOKIE DUMPLIN BUNS!
08-29-2002, 07:44 PM
Quote:If you go to bed with an itchy ass, your finger will smell in the morning.:rofl: It's never good to sniff your finger in public.
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Do that voodoo that you do, so well ~> HITTING BOTTOM ISN'T A WEEKEND RETREAT! IT'S NOT A SEMINAR! ONLY AFTER YOU'VE LOST EVERYTHING ARE YOU FREE TO DO ANYTHING! YOU SEE, YOU LISTEN, BUT YOU DON'T GET IT! YOU HAVE TO FORGET EVERYTHING YOU KNOW, EVERYTHING YOU THINK YOU KNOW!
08-29-2002, 07:47 PM
Life sucks, she won't, prepare yourself for death.
Killing yourself by drinking beer is not so bad... you won't wake up to the hangover.
08-29-2002, 07:48 PM
They never look like their sig pic :rofl:
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Do that voodoo that you do, so well ~> HITTING BOTTOM ISN'T A WEEKEND RETREAT! IT'S NOT A SEMINAR! ONLY AFTER YOU'VE LOST EVERYTHING ARE YOU FREE TO DO ANYTHING! YOU SEE, YOU LISTEN, BUT YOU DON'T GET IT! YOU HAVE TO FORGET EVERYTHING YOU KNOW, EVERYTHING YOU THINK YOU KNOW!
08-29-2002, 07:49 PM
Don't sweat the petty things...don't pet the sweaty things.
08-29-2002, 07:53 PM
Don't forget to drink your Ovaltine
The correct answer to "Do I look fat?" is never, ever "Yes." Believe it or not, you're probably not more attractive when you're drunk. Edited By DGW on Aug. 29 2002 at 4:00
08-29-2002, 08:00 PM
You can write one good paper in college and use it 3-4 times without getting caught.
Oh no we took it back to far Only love can save us now.....
08-29-2002, 08:01 PM
Quote:Don't forget to drink your Ovaltine You sir, sicken me It's B-E-S-U-R-E-T-O-D-R-I-N-K-Y-O-U-R-O-V-A-L-T-I-N-E
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</div><font color = maroon size = 1> Your pocket Bible will stop an assailant's bullet, but not before it passes through four innocent bystanders, a school-bus gas tank, and your genitals.
08-29-2002, 08:02 PM
Sorry Doc...friggin Bumpus's!
Okay who just rated me a one? Fucker :fuckoff: Edited By DGW on Aug. 29 2002 at 4:08
08-29-2002, 08:03 PM
Quote:Believe it or not, you're probably not more attractive when you're drunk.unless the other one is too
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Do that voodoo that you do, so well ~> HITTING BOTTOM ISN'T A WEEKEND RETREAT! IT'S NOT A SEMINAR! ONLY AFTER YOU'VE LOST EVERYTHING ARE YOU FREE TO DO ANYTHING! YOU SEE, YOU LISTEN, BUT YOU DON'T GET IT! YOU HAVE TO FORGET EVERYTHING YOU KNOW, EVERYTHING YOU THINK YOU KNOW! |
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