The glue stain..

The Sleeper · 09-11-2002, 02:53 AM

on my dresser looks just like a sperm. should I wash it off or leave it?

Gooch · 09-11-2002, 02:55 AM

has Ken come over for dinner and taken over your account????

Hey Ladi · 09-11-2002, 02:56 AM

leave it and ever time someone comes in & notices it, poke it & sniff your finger or lick the blob

The Sleeper · 09-11-2002, 02:56 AM

Quote:has Ken come over for dinner and taken over your account????

yes

diceisgod · 09-11-2002, 02:58 AM

I think you sniffed it before you posted this.

Danked · 09-11-2002, 02:58 AM

Sure it's not toothpaste?

virgingrrl · 09-11-2002, 03:01 AM

only use glue in the shower.

The Sleeper · 09-11-2002, 03:05 AM

I just sniffed it, it has no smell, and it doesn't look like a cum stain, it looks like an ACTUAL SPERM with tail and everything, its starting to freak me out.

Danked · 09-11-2002, 03:05 AM

You can't trick me. I saw American Pie 2.

virgingrrl · 09-11-2002, 03:06 AM

i don't beleive you.

Jack · 09-11-2002, 03:07 AM

Isn't supposed to be on your hands and not your dresser?

The Sleeper · 09-11-2002, 03:08 AM

Quote:Isn't supposed to be on your hands and not your dresser?

you peaked at the funny several days ago, it's all downhill now.

Quote:i don't beleive you.

wanna come over?

Jack · 09-11-2002, 03:11 AM

Impossible. I never had the funny so how could it have peaked? :clueless:

virgingrrl · 09-11-2002, 03:12 AM

Quote:wanna come over?

but but im in my jammies.

Danked · 09-11-2002, 03:15 AM

OMIGOD! OMIGOD! OMIGOD! SHE'S IN HER JAMMIES!!1!

The Sleeper · 09-11-2002, 03:16 AM

you are missing out on quite a glue stain...

virgingrrl · 09-11-2002, 03:18 AM

peel it off and bring it on our trip. we can show people your sperm. they will love it

The Sleeper · 09-11-2002, 03:20 AM

I peeled it off and it left a sperm shaped imprint. I can't win :-(

virgingrrl · 09-11-2002, 03:22 AM

wash it you goose.

The Sleeper · 09-11-2002, 03:23 AM

you should see my entire room, it is soooooo messy, there's food and clothes everywhere. If only I knew someone who loved to clean...