Vaginas are disgusting - How do you walk around with them?

crx girl · 10-08-2002, 12:29 AM

Quote:Women have that many problems with punctuation?

i don't think even joe soprano was that unfunny

Hey Ladi · 10-08-2002, 01:14 AM

were do we start? pain? clumps? odd smells? :rofl:

PollyannaFlower46 · 10-08-2002, 01:28 AM

Hmm....how about we start simple with the pains...then move on to the clumps...and then for the finale, we can talk about the smells....

Hey Ladi · 10-08-2002, 01:46 AM

ok ... i get a weird sort of dull thick pain that hangs around for a week, till the leaking starts. like a headache, but not in my head. And just like a headache I want jam pencil or a knife thru my skin & let the pain out.

plus leg cramps, it hurts to walk, they keep me up. sore back. :thumbs-up:

PollyannaFlower46 · 10-08-2002, 01:48 AM

Do you ever get shooting pains into your butt? Those are the worst, your uterus feels like its about to fall out, you're hemorraging, and to make matters worse your ass feels like there's a knife in it. :crackhead:

Sweet Angel · 10-08-2002, 01:51 AM

Can you picture the faces the guys are making as they read this?
:rofl:

Hey Ladi · 10-08-2002, 01:52 AM

no never had butt pain, that's different
look even we are learning, this internet thing is so great :bouncer:

PollyannaFlower46 · 10-08-2002, 01:54 AM

I remember when I first started to get my period, I hadn't begun to shave my bikini area yet since I was like 14, and well there was no need, and I had yet to discover the tampon...the clumps of blood that would get in my pubes was so disgusting...

Hey Ladi · 10-08-2002, 02:10 AM

I hate feeling them, although Ido sometimes feel like it is somehow accomplishing something. like if the clumps happen, it'll be over quicker.

tampons are never as comfortable as they pretend. "it's like wearing nothing at all" and what is with that stupid ounce measurements for size? who the Hell would measure their stuff? couldn't they think of something better

PollyannaFlower46 · 10-08-2002, 02:14 AM

Have you ever seen these things called Instead? They're these cups that you insert that fit like a diaphram. You can wear them for like 12 hours and the cup catches the blood, there's no leaking, and it claims to be cleaner and neater than tampons, etc. The box even says its so clean that you can have sex and the guy would never know you were a bloody mess inside.... So I buy these things to see just how magical they are....feels good all day till you have to reach up inside you to get it out and the blood flies everywhere....it was NASTY

crx girl · 10-08-2002, 02:15 AM

yeah, if i wanted to read about other people's periods i'd probably go to like, the lifetime.com message boards or something...

Hey Ladi · 10-08-2002, 02:18 AM

we'll stop soon

did you have a better topic, how's the throat?

and what happened to your bathroom door? did someone take it? did it fall off?

LZMF1 · 10-08-2002, 02:18 AM

thanks you 2. i think i'll go vomit now
:crackhead: :crackhead:

Galt · 10-08-2002, 02:19 AM

Hey, remember when you were mad at me for my position on how nasty those things are?

Thanks for proving my point ladies. Everyone woman should praise the ground a guy walks on if he is willing to put his hands inside you let alone stick his face down there.

The worst thing I gotta deal with is the occassional extraneous erection, and getting out of the gate too early.

PollyannaFlower46 · 10-08-2002, 02:20 AM

Quote:Everyone woman should praise the ground a guy walks on if he is willing to put his hands inside you let alone stick his face down there.

And every man should thank his woman for sticking his willie in her mouth...you guys pee from that thing and all you do is shake it...half the time we're down there, we can still smell the pee.

Galt · 10-08-2002, 02:22 AM

Quote:we can still smell the pee.

WE KNOW!!!!

HA, that's what makes it so enjoyable!

PollyannaFlower46 · 10-08-2002, 02:24 AM

If you know it smells like pee...fix it!

Galt · 10-08-2002, 02:25 AM

You women will never understand the sadism that exists within the male species.

But seriously now, fix all that nasty shit that happens inside your body.

crx girl · 10-08-2002, 02:26 AM

polly's got a point there. and no, sorry, i can't think of a better subject, it's just that i come here to get away from what's going on in my daily life, ie i'm on the rag :crackhead:

PollyannaFlower46 · 10-08-2002, 02:27 AM

We'll fix it when you don't get off in two seconds roll over and go to bed.