Vaginas are disgusting - How do you walk around with them?

Galt · 10-08-2002, 06:31 PM

Don't worry son. Real men don't need to put their faces down there. The only people who have to do it are otherwise repulsive, creepy men who desperately attempt to win women over by saying that he likes to go down there.

Cool guys just get her warmed up with digits, then plow away.

Save going eye to eye with that monstrosity for when you need to apologize

Hey Ladi · 10-08-2002, 07:07 PM

Quote:otherwise repulsive, creepy men

:loveya: yeah man, that's what I'm talkin about :burnfucker:
eat it like a starving man's first meal!

Galt · 10-08-2002, 07:21 PM

Quote:
Quote:otherwise repulsive, creepy men

yeah man, that's what I'm talkin about
eat it like a starving man's first meal!

Paging OAS. Paging OAS

Hey Ladi · 10-08-2002, 07:38 PM

why are you hiding it, just come out of the closet already Galt. you are obviously FLAMING!

Kim · 10-08-2002, 07:56 PM

Quote:Cool guys just get her warmed up with digits, then plow away

Cool guy = guy who will never be in a serious relationship because he doesn't know the first thing about a womans needs.

DGW · 10-08-2002, 08:12 PM

i just chuckled

DoughBoy · 10-08-2002, 08:13 PM

Eating pussy = teh more funner

DoughBoy · 10-08-2002, 08:14 PM

EDIT: NO FUCKING HAIR BITCH!

2 tired 2 give N F · 10-08-2002, 09:04 PM

I'd be open to trying the eating...but having very very little experience whatsoever with that region I'd like to get some training wheels first...

OAS · 10-08-2002, 10:21 PM

:rofl: :rofl: 2 tired, your too fucking funny. If anyone sees Dr Ruth, can you tell her 2 Tired is seeking help.

Gah dammit boy, just spread those legs and dive in. Think ice cream cone and work on it from there.

GonzoStyle · 10-08-2002, 10:26 PM

Quote:Don't worry son. Real men don't need to put their faces down there. The only people who have to do it are otherwise repulsive, creepy men who desperately attempt to win women over by saying that he likes to go down there.

My ruse has been unmasked.... :-(

JerseyThunder · 10-09-2002, 02:20 AM

Quote:Can you picture the faces the guys are making as they read this

I'm actually LMAO and thanking God I'm a guy and will never have to deal with that shit!!

[quote]I guess we know why I didn't make it through high school, eh?
[quote]

Besides you being blek? :rofl:

2 tired 2 give N F · 10-09-2002, 04:08 AM

Quote:Gah dammit boy, just spread those legs and dive in. Think ice cream cone and work on it from there.

If I could only find a pair of said legs and a willing female that would be comfortable letting me learn on her...

PollyannaFlower46 · 10-09-2002, 02:31 PM

Quote:If I could only find a pair of said legs and a willing female that would be comfortable letting me learn on her...

Aren't you in college? If you can't find a hot chick to bang, join an odd club with the chicks who don't usually get the guys and hook up with them...get your practice and the move on to the ones you can take out in public.

Hey Ladi · 10-09-2002, 03:12 PM

Yes, 2 Tired, you're even in a whole nother state. You'll never again be surrounded by so many single, available, same aged people.

PollyannaFlower46 · 10-09-2002, 03:13 PM

With that being said...I'm really glad I met someone cause my school is a horror show when it comes to men....we're like 98% non english speaking it seems. :crackhead:

OAS · 10-09-2002, 03:15 PM

Quote:get your practice and the move on to the ones you can take out in public.

Just have plenty of Pepto Bismo on hand for the ones you will be practicing on. Ugly women can give you indigestion. :rofl:

2 tired 2 give N F · 10-09-2002, 07:06 PM

I go to Georgia Tech...the ratio of guys to girls is 3.5 guys to each girl...the only thing I'll find here is some sausage and a pair of M&M's...

PollyannaFlower46 · 10-09-2002, 07:09 PM

Dude, I hear the girls down south are easy if they think you'll marry them....throw on a college sweatshirt, look smart and find an easy inbred.

2 tired 2 give N F · 10-09-2002, 07:11 PM

from my experience the southern girls are very prudish...especially at a school that is so conservative as mine is...