So i go to 7-11 today...part 2 - Goat, gonzo...suck it

LyricalGomez · 11-01-2002, 07:24 PM

I'm out and about this morning, just finished running an errand for my boss, my eyelids hardly staying open, when I pass a 7-11...I decide a cup of coffee might help perk me up so I pull in and get out of the car...I walk in and grab a cup, when what do I see? THAT'S RIGHT, a beautiful mug of Blueberry Creme, just sitting there, like the holy grail...So I pour myself a cup, pour in some creamer.....I'm hooked, I bought 2 cups of the stuff and they were gone before I got back home. Now I know why Gonzo called it the crack of coffee....Drugs can't hold a candle to this shit, it puts you in this constant state of euphoria that must be experienced...

I want more, but I'm too lazy to drive and get some more.

Goatweed · 11-01-2002, 07:27 PM

Now you fully understand the power Blueberry Creme wields with each steaming cup. Welcome, and enjoy your new addiction.

Rookie · 11-01-2002, 07:30 PM

I'm drinking one right now.

Today I tried it with half and half and sugar. Not as good as the french vanilla creamer, but still yummy.

However, it did just cause me to take a monster shit. I had dump sweats and everything. My Asshole exploded like Mt. St. Helens.

Then I laughed and went back to my blueberry creme.

Metalfan · 11-01-2002, 07:31 PM

I still resist the temptation......ha ha ha ha

nerdo5 · 11-01-2002, 07:32 PM

Quote:each steaming cup

you're not selling me on it, yet. i can think of at least three other things that steam.

LyricalGomez · 11-01-2002, 07:33 PM

That post steamed of shit

Metalfan · 11-01-2002, 07:33 PM

That's 1....only 2 more to go :lol:

Buttmunch · 11-01-2002, 07:37 PM

Anyone ever have blueberry beer?

Besides me, that is.

Hey Ladi · 11-01-2002, 07:37 PM

I have a headache.... I don't have any drugs .... would blueberry coffee help?

Goatweed · 11-01-2002, 07:38 PM

Quote:you're not selling me on it, yet.

Exactly - you'll see the light eventually. All you need to do is stroll by the coffee pot, and the next thing you know you'll have poured yourself a cup - the aroma alone will get you hooked.

Mad · 11-01-2002, 07:53 PM

If God meant for fruit to be in coffee/beer he would have made it that way.

Blueberry Coffee/Beer is the work of the DEVIL!

You have been warned. To Hell you will go or at least the shitter for a day or so.

:burnfucker:

Rookie · 11-01-2002, 07:57 PM

Quote:or at least the shitter for a day or so.

Been there, done that.

OAS · 11-01-2002, 07:57 PM

Quote:Anyone ever have blueberry beer?

Never had blueberry but I have had Linenkugels Wild Berry. It's some ass kicking good beer.

virgingrrl · 11-01-2002, 08:17 PM

i didn't like the blueberry beer.

and i have a question...is the coffee actually flavored with blueberry....or is it a creamer you put in it?

Metalfan · 11-01-2002, 08:18 PM

VG, don't get sucked in like all the others :disappointed:

Goatweed · 11-01-2002, 08:20 PM

The coffee is actually flavored with blueberry goodness.

Mad · 11-01-2002, 08:23 PM

Goatweed is in league with Satan himself. Don't believe the hype.

:burnfucker:

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virgingrrl · 11-01-2002, 08:24 PM

dont worry metal..im not..it still sounds icky to me

Hybrid · 11-01-2002, 08:29 PM

hot chocolate is better than coffee

Goatweed · 11-01-2002, 08:29 PM

Quote:Goatweed is league with Satan himself

How do you think I made all my millions? Once you get past all the evil and hate, he's really not that bad of a guy.

Quote:dont worry metal..im not..it still sounds icky to me

:disappointed: