Because they know all they solda ya was a guaranteed piece of shit. That's all it is. Hey, if you want me to take a dump in a box and mark it guaranteed, I will. I got spare time. But for right now, for your sake, for your daughter's sake, ya might wanna think about buying a quality item from me.
What happened with coffee? Did I miss a meeting? They have every other flavor but coffee-flavored coffee. Cappucino, mochacino, rappacino, Al Pacino...but no coffee-flavored coffee.