11-20-2002, 02:17 PM
11-20-2002, 02:24 PM
The article for the lazy:
Quote:"Jesus," government eye SUVs
11-20-2002, 02:47 PM
would he put a statue of himself on the dashboard?
11-20-2002, 02:48 PM
He would drive a BMW to celebrate all of the Jews that were killed.
No, wait. That's Gonzo's joke.
11-20-2002, 02:53 PM
I don't think Jesus would drive an SUV - I see him driving a Harley :thumbs-up:
11-20-2002, 02:56 PM
A Harley with extry wide handlebars and really narrrow footpegs.....that way he'd be in a position he's accustomed to :thumbs-up:
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11-20-2002, 03:17 PM
A Hummer
All those Apostles need room
11-20-2002, 03:19 PM
VW Bus :fuggin: with the little curtains in the windows
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11-20-2002, 04:04 PM
I have a friend named Mike who looked like Jesus. He drove a VW Bus. :thumbs-up:
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11-20-2002, 04:12 PM
with a mattress in the back :banana:
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11-20-2002, 04:26 PM
he had some ripped abs, hanging up there in Church
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11-20-2002, 04:30 PM
...his dads Cadillac! :bow:
11-20-2002, 04:44 PM
In the third grade Christmas play, I played the donkey that carried the pregnant Mary to the manger. Don't think that Jesus would ride a donkey though.
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11-20-2002, 04:55 PM
ford taurus
11-20-2002, 04:59 PM
jesus built my hotrod...
"jesus built my car it's a love affair mainly jesus and my hot rod"
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11-20-2002, 05:08 PM
Volvo :clueless:
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11-20-2002, 05:09 PM
... He's the mutha fucking Son of God, people.... why would he have to drive anything? I think he'd be chillen in the back of a stretch hummer, with some bitches on each arm, a bucket of fried chicken, and a bottle of COLT 45!......
11-20-2002, 06:22 PM
Jesus was poor. He'd ride the bus.
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