What's this?

GonzoStyle · 12-05-2002, 05:36 PM

Someone explain this one to me.

My balls itch but that's not the thing thats got me stumped. The shaft of my cock feels like it's all cut up yet there are no cuts or sores on it, yet it's really sore and stings when I grab the shaft. What the fuck is up with that man?

Hybrid · 12-05-2002, 05:36 PM

congrats, you finally have your own disease!

Maynard · 12-05-2002, 05:39 PM

Have you been jerkin off too much? sometimes you can get little cuts from the chafing.

Use lube. :thumbs-up:

GonzoStyle · 12-05-2002, 05:40 PM

I think so cause I can't think of one that it could be.

Whoda thunk i'd beat shelle to it.

GonzoStyle · 12-05-2002, 05:42 PM

Quote:Have you been jerkin off too much? sometimes you can get little cuts from the chafing.

Actually amazingly no, I've only done it maybe 3 times in the last month or so.

Goatweed · 12-05-2002, 05:47 PM

maybe you should try using a different soap?

or, you could just jerkoff more - it might help.

GonzoStyle · 12-05-2002, 05:49 PM

I'd try jerking off but it hurts when I touch the shaft.

Hybrid · 12-05-2002, 05:50 PM

ask the customers at blockbuster what they think

Mad · 12-05-2002, 05:50 PM

Switch hands. Maybe the one you have been using picked up something from those filthy Yid's?

kindred · 12-05-2002, 05:52 PM

Bring it on over here and let me take a look... :-o

Goatweed · 12-05-2002, 05:54 PM

Quote:I'd try jerking off but it hurts when I touch the shaft.

just jerk through the pain, it'll go away eventually.

maybe stick it in some snow?

GonzoStyle · 12-05-2002, 05:57 PM

Quote:maybe stick it in some snow?

Holy shit dude we really are on the same wave length. I just opened up my window and took some snow off the ledge and rubbed it on my balls, it felt tingly and cold yet fun.

Goatweed · 12-05-2002, 06:01 PM

Quote:Holy shit dude we really are on the same wave length

<3

If I were home now, I'd be doing the same thing. As much as I hate the snow, I guess it does have some purpose in life.

By the way, the yellow snow works better IMO.

DGW · 12-05-2002, 06:04 PM

kindred will kiss it and make it all feel better

GonzoStyle · 12-05-2002, 06:08 PM

I'm not goin 3,000 miles for her to pull out of giving me a blowjob.

Maynard · 12-05-2002, 06:10 PM

I'll give you one Gonzy. And you only have to drive 40 miles. :thumbs-up:

GonzoStyle · 12-05-2002, 06:11 PM

Why would I, you hate me. It's ok though I understand.

DGW · 12-05-2002, 06:11 PM

yeah 50 miles is definatley the limit there

Maynard · 12-05-2002, 06:12 PM

Why do I hate you?

I don't hate you. You hate me.

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FNMoron · 12-05-2002, 06:16 PM

Quote:why do you think I'm not a mod anymore?

i thought it was because you're useless & a dick.... go figure Undecided