automatic flushing?

The Sleeper · 12-12-2002, 12:29 AM

what the fuck is this shit? I'm taking a shit in my bathroom at school today and it keeps flushing automatically while I'm on the bowl, and i got nasty toilet water sprayed on my ass. So while I'm sitting on the bowl trying to relax, I had to anticipate random flushings so I can get up and evade being sprayed by shit water. Are people too lazy to push a lever now??

Hey Ladi · 12-12-2002, 12:43 AM

what color were you wearing? sometimes it can't see you

The Sleeper · 12-12-2002, 12:44 AM

brown, how does it even know when to flush?

Hybrid · 12-12-2002, 01:06 AM

you never noticed your toilet was an automatic one until now? [Image: icon8.gif]

Goatweed · 12-12-2002, 01:10 AM

They have those at my job now, also. You walk away from the urinal, and it flushes. I think it has some kind of electronic eye that sees you when you move away or something.

Hybrid · 12-12-2002, 01:17 AM

big brother is watching you

The Sleeper · 12-12-2002, 01:21 AM

I was taking a shit at school, whereas I usually take one in my bathroom, hence the topic.

crx girl · 12-12-2002, 01:27 AM

unfortunately these days i'd say, yeah, they are necessary. it's quite pathetic how lazy people can be; now if they could only make it so it would spray people in the ass when they pee on the seat, we might be on to something. and yes, i've had the problem of premature flushing too...

Maynard · 12-12-2002, 01:31 AM

Quote:i've had the problem of premature flushing too...

That's funny....Arpi has a problem of premature ejaculating.

The Sleeper · 12-12-2002, 01:36 AM

ZANG

Hybrid · 12-12-2002, 01:48 AM

bbbbbbbbuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrnnnnnnnnn

fbd · 12-12-2002, 02:01 AM

i dont think its a lazy thing...i think its that people dont want to touch disgusting public toilet handles that you know some guy pissed on the day before. my problem is with the auto urinals flushing while i'm still pissing...it makes it look like i wet myself

drusilla · 12-12-2002, 02:06 AM

Quote:now if they could only make it so it would spray people in the ass when they pee on the seat

UGH!!!!!!! i hate that. i can't stand it when chicks piss on the seat. WHAT THE FUCK!

Hybrid · 12-12-2002, 02:18 AM

i always flush public toilets with my foot

fbd · 12-12-2002, 02:23 AM

dont forget to kick the stall door to open and close it

drusilla · 12-12-2002, 02:25 AM

i always use my foot to flush. & i try my harded not to touch the knobs on the sink with my bare hands after i wash them & never open a door with my bare hands.

Goatweed · 12-12-2002, 02:29 AM

Quote:i can't stand it when chicks piss on the seat

that's kinda hot.

drusilla · 12-12-2002, 02:33 AM

freak

The Sleeper · 12-12-2002, 02:38 AM

It's times like that I wish I was a toilet seat...

drusilla · 12-12-2002, 02:40 AM

you people are sick! :disappointed: