I'm having a problem eating my soup

[Maynard]

:lookatme: :lookatme: :lookatme:


I think it may be time to shave my beard. It's getting really fuckin long, and every time I eat soup, it ends up soaking wet cause it drops in the bowl.


Anyone else have any other ideas on how I can eat soup, AND keep the beard?

[Danked]

Depends... did you fix your ftp yet?

[HollywoodJewMoses]

that is disgusting

[Maynard]

My FTP won't be back up until next Monday night.


Sorry, I'm housesitting for the week, and I guess my FTP server software doesn't like the Router that I'm behind.

[PollyannaFlower46]

Try like putting your thingie in a pony tail band?

[Baker]

Use a straw.

[Galt]

eat soup out of a cup instead of a bowl.

[Maynard]

I'm eating the soup out of a cup now. And still....having problems.


You want me to put my "thingy" in a what??

[Metalfan]

How about you bring the spoon to your face instead of your face to the bowl :poke:

[Danked]

Metal is so smart.

[Ronin]

Yes, shave it or cut it down. Or use a straw to eat the soup.

[Goatweed]

Wear a bib, but wear it around your chin instead of your neck.

[Maynard]

I do bring the spoon to my mouth.


I like the chinbib idea.

Any idea what I can make one out of?

[Danked]

Human beard hair.

[Goatweed]

Use a baby's bib - it's small, and should do the job.

If there isn't one handy, a paper towel and a rubber band might work.

[Metalfan]

Danked is so funney :bow:

[Maynard]

Fuck it.


I threw the soup away.

[Lord Slug]

gumbands... i guess some people call them rubber bands

[Danked]

But I was totally being serious. :-(

[Goatweed]

what kind of soup was it?