Barbie's a piece of ass

[Danked]

Damn, SYNT. If Jack hadn't changed the poll, I would've voted that funniest post of the year.

[Suzie]

Suzie is my new hero!

Great. Now can you get me a drink?

[OAS]

Shaken or stirred?

[Suzie]

Stirred. On the rocks please.
OOOh I think I'm really cut out for this hero stuff. I've finally found my calling!

[Danked]

That's great. But you probably should still look for a job.

[Suzie]

OAS won't pay me to be his hero? :angry:
I thought old people had money.

[Suzie]

How long has my status been drunken fuck? I just noticed. Who gave me that gift?

[NaughtyAngel]

its not a gift, it just means you have nothing personalized

[Suzie]

Oh, so its just a coincedence that it matches my lastest mayhem? Well then who do I talk to about a custom one? I have one in mind....

[NaughtyAngel]

a mod that is willing to give you one

[Jack]

Never ask for a status... it is a bad thing.

I'll over look it this time. ;-)

[crx girl]

i was thinking about changing your status. but the standard one fits so well i thought i'd leave it for now :-p

[Suzie]

OK but when its time for a change here's my suggestion: The Hempress
mokey: :fuggin:

[crx girl]

ok i'll remember that :thumbs-up: :fuggin:

[Danked]

I think "I puked on my shoes" would be a little more fitting.

[SYNTuesday]

Hey, I call shenanigans! I ask why my status is Drunken Fuck and I get tooling-a-plenty,... :clueless:

[fbd]

dude, you must have pissed somebody off big time to get that status...what'd you do?

[Danked]

Hey, I call shenanigans! I ask why my status is Drunken Fuck and I get tooling-a-plenty,... :clueless:

Heh. :-p

[PollyannaFlower46]

Speaking of never having sex, my friend who is married called me last night to tell me he found out the average American has sex 136 times a year. He told me he's lucky if he hits 5. Thats so depressing.

[SYNTuesday]

Thanks danked. Im too lazy to search. Ah, that old thread brings a tear to my eye.