Bowling

[Keyser Soze]

cmon, i bet IkeaBoy could do your job with his eyes closed. he's an encyclopedia of movie knowledge. he might scare the customers tho.

[OAS]

If those customers do not fear the Gonzo, then they are fearless.

[Jack]

Just get Goatweed to buy the place, close it for the day giving the employees a paid day off, and problem solved.

[OAS]

Goatweed wouldn't buy it. They don't have a porn section.

[Jack]

Tell him that they have a Blueberry Coffee machine in the back room.

[Keyser Soze]

Get Sleeper and Jays to work there along with Hybrid. It could be like that movie Empire Records, excepty it takes place in a video store. I think I might be onto something here.

[Hybrid]

never

[TheGMANN]

Im not sure if Im gonna be able to make it on Sat either. I get out of work at 7pm. By the time I close up, get home, shower and get there....it'll be like 9-10pm.

[Goatweed]

Goatweed wouldn't buy it. They don't have a porn section

That's even more of a reason to buy it, to put in a porn section! Hell, I'll make the store half porn/half games.

Tell him that they have a Blueberry Coffee machine in the back room

You mean they don't? Gonzo hasn't gotten them to put one in yet? :lol:

[GonzoStyle]

Ikea will start shootin the customers, we gotta reorganize all the non-new releases. Taking all the misplaced dvd's and putting them in right spots. we did just one section yesterday, action. Took us 4 hours. So only thing left is drama, comedy and family. All thanks to the customers not putting tapes in their proper place. Especially the smelly jews, Ikea will show up in Hitler attire and start sprayin them, while yelling "six million more!!!".

If I can't make it I don't want you all not going on account of just me, I'll feel bad, seriously.

Edit: I wasted my 10,000th post on this...

[OAS]

Post whore

[GonzoStyle]

Was there ever a doubt?

[OAS]

:disappointed:

[Hybrid]

you gotta come :disappointed:

[OAS]

If you don't come Gonzo, who will I have sex with?

[Suzie]

He's right, we should do it anyway. My free Saturday nights are few and far between.
G-mann, just come late. Hopefully this alley will have Rock-A-Bowl at 10 p.m. if it's any good.

[GonzoStyle]

Be more like suzie, she loathes the gonzo.

[DGW]

yearz ago the lanes did have a sort of rock'n bowl deal but they are under new ownership plus i haven't been there in years....so i basically have offered you all no information at all
but i do plan on going
:hoping to change Gonzo's mind:

[GonzoStyle]

I wanna go GW, it's not my decision, it's up to my manager at work.

[Maynard]

10,000 posts? God Damn man. You're fuckin sick.


I think if I had my post counts intact, that would still blow me away by a few thousand. :bow:



If you blow off work to come tomorrow, I'll make sure alkey sucks your dick real nice like.