Bowling

[Suzie]

OK then I'm letting you know. But it may be just you and me.

[Keyser Soze]

:loveya:

[GonzoStyle]

I think keyser and suzie should just go on a kareokee date and fuck already.

[Keyser Soze]

i agree

[The Jays]

neak:

[Suzie]

Do you smoke pot?

[NaughtyAngel]

can we watch?

[Keyser Soze]

Do you smoke pot?

does a bear shit in the woods?

[Suzie]

Then perhaps one day we shall karoke.

can we watch?

Only if you intend to sing too. ;-)

[NaughtyAngel]

Only if you intend to sing too.

i dont just sing for people for free. you gotta cough up the money.

[Danked]

I wanna hear the triumphant story of how Gomez rose from his lowly position as OA.com lurker to internet rap star.

[The Jays]

... His journey started with humble beginnings... his only possesions were a Tupac cd and a computer... but from that rich soil, a flower bloomed...

[LyricalGomez]

Look...if you had...one board...one post
To seize everything you ever wanted...
Would you capture it...or just hit delete?


His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on his sweater already, Mom's spaghetti
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
To post bombs, but he keeps on forgetting
What he typed down, the whole board goes so loud
He hits the keys, but the posts won't type out
He's chokin how, everybody's joking now
The clock's run out, time's up, over, bloah!
Snap back to reality, oh there goes opportunity
Oh, there goes Gomez, he choked, he's so bad, but he
Won't give up that easy no, he won't have it, he
Knows his whole back city's ropes, it don't matter
He's choked
He knows that, but he's failed
He's so stacked that he knows
When he goes back to his cyberspace home, that's when it's
Back to the lab again yo
This whole messageboard shit
He better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him


You better lose yourself in the posting, the threads
You own it, you better never let it go (go)
You only get one keyboard, do not miss your chance to post
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime (yo)
You better lose yourself in the posting, the threads
You own it, you better never let it go (go)
You only get one keyboard, do not miss your chance to post
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime (yo), (you better...)

[FNMoron]

Danked still ownz you :thumbs-up:

[Danked]

Yeah, but the board totally has a theme song now.

[The Jays]

... some white guy from Detroit shows a lil skill in the rap department, suddenly, all white people can rap...

[NaughtyAngel]

eh :crackhead:

[LyricalGomez]

Yo, check it
I’m probably the illest emcee you’ll ever wanna be
Lyrics tear your ass up like inmates performing sodomy
You think you king but that’s comedy accept my sovereignty
You so slow they do your videos with time lapse photography
I’m a ripper alias famous like Walter Sickert
Lyrical portraits imitate life so of course it’s vivid
Don’t explore my limits or I’ll leave you with a softened image
Like Ja Rule performing R & B spar with me
The CDIH army will perform lobotomy
Now you calmer but you ain’t cool enough to pierce my armor
I’m ill they can’t believe it’s me on the audio like Osama
I got my crew always at my back
Cause when I’m on the mic I like to beat a lot of pussy cats
You pussies lack the talent I spray millions of gallons
Of saliva on bystanders without blinkin my eyelids
The world’s finest servin it to ya raw like a seedy diner
Sick like catchin’ five diseases from one cheesy vagina
I stay totin the nine prepared to open your mind
Wack emcees sweat more salt than all the oceans combined
Go back to blowin the lines eyes buggin cocaine junkies
Cause this kind of sickness isn’t spread by green monkeys
Trust me I’ll hit you while you spittin turn your lyrics to blood
Leave you out in back of the club sample you hackin it up
I’m laughing because all you bitches are wacker than fuck
The young'ns sayin you ill but I suggest you give up



Edited By LyricalGomez on 1043208414

[GonzoStyle]

Danked tear your ass up like inmates performing sodomy

There, thats better.

[LyricalGomez]

I'm not interested in hearing the most intimate details of your sex life with Danked