Sex Partners

[Maynard]

Why would I talk about Arpi?

[GonzoStyle]

Well you have been known to talk about him in the past, I was just checking.

[Maynard]

Yes but that was joking.

I wouldn't joke about this.



This is the first time in my life I've believed in (this sounds silly) soul mates. And I don't just mean because of the sexual relationship.

[Gooch]

well, then a toast to you then. :toast:

[GonzoStyle]

You didn't ask her to marry you, did you?

[Arpikarhu]

The best part of this, is that it's so much more than just a perfect sexual relationship.

i can cook too. :loveya:

[Gooch]

aww, arpi...don't feel bad. they'll be others.

[Maynard]

You didn't ask her to marry you, did you?

Not technically, but I don't ever want to let her go and I want to grow old with her.


What does that mean? :clueless:

[Arpikarhu]

she better not be using my jammies!

[Keyser Soze]

that means you don't want the bitch to take 50% of your shit again

[Maynard]

No Arpi, she doesn't wear jammies when she's here.

[GonzoStyle]

What does that mean?

Look what you just went through, don't want you getting all riled up again and getting into something you don't need to.

Sorry to break up the comedy duo here

[Gooch]

it means you should enjoy the moments, spend time, and see where it goes.

[GonzoStyle]

that means you don't want the bitch to take 50% of your shit again

Basically yeah thats what I meant.

HALF MOTHERFUCKER!!!

[Keyser Soze]

and he's collecting unemployment, you lucky ass.

[LyricalGomez]

Someone remind me

Why did I support Arpi's mod campaign?

[Gooch]

Arpi needs a bit more support right now, you cad.

[Keyser Soze]

Gooch has posted more in this thread that he has in the last 10 months. He must really care about Maynard's sex life.

[The Jays]

... just in case, if she leaves you and asks to take the condoms, make sure you have a small supply of condoms with pinholes punched through them...

[Gooch]

nah...just have flu. :loveya: