The Jays' Sig Appreciation Thread

Danked · 01-22-2003, 03:48 AM

When I saw it with my stoner buddies in theaters, I bumped into two girls from high school. They didn't know what to expect. Left after 20 minutes. :lol:

The Jays · 01-22-2003, 03:56 AM

... they missed the six titted hairy demon.... their loss...

Danked · 01-22-2003, 04:48 AM

Not to mention cameo appearences by Tobey McGuire, Christina Ricci, Katherine Helmond, Penn, Cameron Diaz, Mark Harmon, and Gary Busey.

criticslovesnatch · 01-22-2003, 04:48 AM

so....should i rent this movie and watch it sometime?

Danked · 01-22-2003, 04:50 AM

After you read the book, yes.

Then read Curse of Lono. It's my second favorite Hunter S. Thompson book.

The Jays · 01-22-2003, 04:50 AM

... DEBBIE WAS THE STAR OF THE FUCKING SHOW!!

Danked · 01-22-2003, 04:52 AM

Lucy paints portraits of Barbara Streisand.

The Jays · 01-22-2003, 04:53 AM

... she drew these from TV.....

Danked · 01-22-2003, 04:57 AM

God bless.

criticslovesnatch · 01-22-2003, 04:58 AM

i don't think i need to see the movie anymore...i just got a transcript from reading this thread.

LyricalGomez · 01-22-2003, 04:58 AM

No, you still have to see it

Danked · 01-22-2003, 04:59 AM

She's perfect for this gig. These cops will go fifty bucks a head to beat her into submission and then gang fuck her. We can set her up in one of these back street motels, hang pictures of Jesus all over the room, then turn these pigs loose on her... Hell she's strong; she'll hold her own.

The Jays · 01-22-2003, 04:59 AM

... I had room service bring it up to cut the limes....

criticslovesnatch · 01-22-2003, 05:00 AM

nah, i think i'm good :thumbs-up:

LyricalGomez · 01-22-2003, 05:00 AM

No, you don't understand, you have to see the movie

I bet the library even has it, you could watch it for free

Danked · 01-22-2003, 05:01 AM

In a few hours, she'll probably be sane enough to work herself into a towering Jesus-based rage at the hazy recollection of being seduced by some kind of cruel Samoan who fed her liquor and LSD, dragged her to a Vegas hotel room and savagely penetrated every orifice in her body with his throbbing, uncircumcised member.

Danked · 01-22-2003, 05:03 AM

I saw these bastards in Easy Rider, but I didn't believe they were real. Not like this. Not hundreds of them!

The Jays · 01-22-2003, 05:03 AM

... With a bit of luck, his life was ruined forever. Always thinking that just behind some narrow door in all of his favorite bars, men in red woolen shirts are getting incredible kicks from things he'll never know.....

Danked · 01-22-2003, 05:07 AM

Back door beauty<span style='font-size:15pt;line-height:100%'>?</span>

The question mark was emphasized.

The Jays · 01-22-2003, 05:09 AM

.... How much is that lemon merangue pie?