SUPER KARATE MONKEY DEATH CAR

DGW · 03-13-2003, 04:59 PM

Quote:don't you mean soul?

i sold that a long time ago

This is like that episode of Star Trek with the parrellel universe where everything is exactly the same except everyones on heroin

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Danked · 03-13-2003, 05:01 PM

You can't take something off the Internet! It's like taking pee out of a swimming pool.

DGW · 03-13-2003, 05:06 PM

Duct tape was invented a long time before you were born by somebody really smart.

Danked · 03-13-2003, 05:09 PM

Jimmy James: It's like I'm under siege, like that movie.
Dave: Under Siege?
Jimmy James: No...
Dave: Under Siege 2?
Jimmy James: No...
Dave: Under Siege 3?
Jimmy James: That's the one.
Lisa: I don't think they made Under Siege 3.

DGW · 03-13-2003, 05:10 PM

It’s a good thing you didn't set yourself on fire or else we'd both be in trouble.

Danked · 03-13-2003, 05:15 PM

Dave: Guess how many pieces of gum Beth chewed last year.
Lisa: Seven hundred and fifty.
Dave: One.

Arpikarhu · 03-13-2003, 05:16 PM

Is it getting chilly in here, or are you wearing an anatomically correct bra?

DGW · 03-13-2003, 05:20 PM

I was recently fired from my job. I don't blame my supervisor or my coworkers. Even though they were all a bunch of jerks and liars who claimed I was hostile.

Suzie · 03-13-2003, 05:22 PM

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You sir, are a salute to your profession. A towering figure in the food service pantheon. Kudos to you. And kudos again!

Arpikarhu · 03-13-2003, 05:23 PM

You just threw up in the punch bowl we all share and now you expect us to believe it's Alphabet Soup?

DGW · 03-13-2003, 05:24 PM

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do i get spanked for that?

Arpikarhu · 03-13-2003, 05:25 PM

Let me say to you what I told my brother last Thanksgiving, 'Give me my money back!

Keyser Soze · 03-13-2003, 05:30 PM

This is a two-part question. 1. What does Lisa look like naked? And 2. What does Lisa feel like naked?

Arpikarhu · 03-13-2003, 05:38 PM

You got what you wanted from Dave, right? Then you snapped your legs shut like a well-oiled beartrap!

Suzie · 03-13-2003, 05:47 PM

Why does everyone think I'm some kind of..... office supply whore?

Danked · 03-13-2003, 06:22 PM

You poor misguided Canadian bastard.

Suzie · 03-13-2003, 06:35 PM

Are you challenging my Constitutional right to make naked phone calls?

Danked · 03-13-2003, 06:38 PM

Bill! I'm fixin' for another homoerotic adventure on the big muddy!

Danked · 03-13-2003, 07:02 PM

There are so few NewsRadio episodes on Kazaa. :disappointed:

Suzie · 03-13-2003, 07:15 PM

You can borrow from my library sometime.