A journal of my trip to see Jack. - By: Gonzo

GonzoStyle · 03-17-2003, 04:03 PM

Today jack awoke me in the morning and served me a nice fresh cup of coffee in bed. I ruffled my feathers and managed to get out of bed, which is so comfortable. I went to the bathroom and relieved myself, I greeted baker with a slap across his grill as I passed him in the hall.

Jack made pancakes for breakfast, they were so yummy. I most thoughrougly enjoyed them, then I put my plate in the sink. I "accidently" dropped my fork and baker was kind enough to pick it up, then I greeted him once again with a knee to his throat.

Jack has planned out a fun filled day for us today, I am all dressed and ready to claim this feeble town as my own. I am so glad I am here visiting with my bestest buddy jack. I can't wait to greet baker several more times before lunch.

(Note: this is not a summary of actual events, yet they are an accurate description of what could have been.)

LyricalGomez · 03-17-2003, 04:05 PM

This is beyond gay

GonzoStyle · 03-17-2003, 04:07 PM

Thanks for your critique, next time I want your opinion i'll read one of arpi's old posts.

LyricalGomez · 03-17-2003, 04:09 PM

At what point during the day would you and Jack have given eachother manual release?

Danked · 03-17-2003, 04:09 PM

Where does Tricia worm her way into all of this?

Goatweed · 03-17-2003, 04:09 PM

Quote:This is beyond gay

agreed - pancakes are gay. Scrambled eggs and bacon, now that's good eatin' :banana:

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GonzoStyle · 03-17-2003, 04:11 PM

Quote:At what point during the day would you and Jack have given eachother manual release?

Thanks for the tequilaesque response and proving my suspicions.

Arpikarhu · 03-17-2003, 04:12 PM

did you have to spend all night bolstering jacks fragile ego?

LyricalGomez · 03-17-2003, 04:13 PM

I'm sure that would sting if I knew who it was, alas I do not

I'm sure you and Jack would've made quite the manly couple skipping through town together holding hands

GonzoStyle · 03-17-2003, 04:14 PM

Arpi, control your puppy.

Arpikarhu · 03-17-2003, 04:53 PM

dont belittle the gomez. he is his own man

Keyser Soze · 03-17-2003, 05:16 PM

this is delicious reading!

GonzoStyle · 03-17-2003, 05:22 PM

Quote:dont belittle the gomez. he is his own man

I know there is no way you posted that with a straight face.

Arpikarhu · 03-17-2003, 09:04 PM

i had no trouble posting with a str..........LOL! ok, you got me.

crx girl · 03-17-2003, 09:47 PM

Quote:Where does Tricia worm her way into all of this?

i didn't worm, i was invited :-(

Keyser Soze · 03-17-2003, 09:48 PM

i need more updates!!!!!!!!!

Danked · 03-17-2003, 09:48 PM

I kid cause I :loveya: , Tricia.

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crx girl · 03-17-2003, 10:02 PM

i need a vacation :-(

LyricalGomez · 03-17-2003, 10:34 PM

I bet Gonzo was going to leave you here for some "special" time with Jack

PatCooper · 03-17-2003, 10:39 PM

Gee, I cant wait for tomorrows update. Maybe Jack will give ya a nice massage before breakfast. Or maybe a peaceful stroll in the park to work off the pancakes.
Faggittt.