In this thread, you make up your own jokes - the meaner the better.

Galt · 03-20-2003, 05:26 PM

What do me and Elizabeth Smart have in common?

Neither of us have a hymen.

Ronin · 03-20-2003, 05:30 PM

Hi. I am looking for Mr. Closeoff, first name Oliver.

This one actually worked in a crank call.

If you don't understand.....
<table><tr><td bgcolor=black>Oliver Closeoff=All of your(her) clothes off</td></tr></table>

Edited By Ronin on 1048181625

Ken'sPen · 03-20-2003, 05:31 PM

What does Galt have in common with the Red Army?

they had his girl too.

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Galt · 03-20-2003, 05:32 PM

I think I'm going to call my mom and tell her I love her.

Arpikarhu · 03-20-2003, 05:33 PM

why is galts ex-girlfriend like a doorknob? everyone gets a turn

Galt · 03-20-2003, 05:34 PM

Zing!@

Arpi and Elizabeth Smart each receive anal.

Arpikarhu · 03-20-2003, 05:36 PM

it doesnt make me a bad person

Galt · 03-20-2003, 05:52 PM

Michael J Fox is losing control of his bodily functions.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHRAHAH

Ronin · 03-20-2003, 05:57 PM

why is that funny Galt? :disappointed:

Ken'sPen · 03-20-2003, 05:58 PM

Quote:Michael J Fox is losing control of his bodily functions.

he is also losing control of his bodily fluids, all over galt's girl's face.

FNMoron · 03-20-2003, 06:01 PM

Ken'sPen · 03-20-2003, 06:03 PM

FN, you are not REALLY a mod,
thus you must contribute MORE in a post than a smilie.....

Ronin · 03-20-2003, 06:03 PM

Quote:he is also losing control of his bodily fluids, all over galt's girl's face.

Now that's better.

Ken'sPen · 03-20-2003, 06:12 PM

What is the difference between Galt and Luna?

Luna got a new dog, Galt still hasn't replaced his whore girlfriend!

Ken'sPen · 03-20-2003, 06:24 PM

what's the difference between a light switch and Galt's ex girlfriend......

Galt can turn on the lightswitch.

FNMoron · 03-20-2003, 06:31 PM

Quote:FN, you are not REALLY a mod,
thus you must contribute MORE in a post than a smilie.....

ok... well i forget how the joke goes... but i remember the punchline was "Ken'sPen" :lol:

Ken'sPen · 03-20-2003, 06:32 PM

Quote:ok... well i forget how the joke goes... but i remember the punchline was "Ken'sPen"

I think the joke was,

What does FN's breath smell like?

OK that was lame but I was going for speed.

Edited By Ken'sPen on 1048185190

diceisgod · 03-20-2003, 08:03 PM

Why is it called Baghdad?

Because a lot of dads will be placed in bags. And when that's through US soldiers will rename the city Bangmoms.

Skitchr4u · 03-20-2003, 08:46 PM

i got one...ken is funny

FNMoron · 03-20-2003, 08:49 PM

i don't get it...