I hereby declare

Jack · 03-28-2003, 07:41 PM

that I do not have a stalker/flunkie and as a mod, I should.

I will be accepting applications in this thread. Please provide a resume and a cover letter detailing your past experience.

While the obvious choice is Metalfan due to his undying love, I would like to hear what the other members have to offer.

GonzoStyle · 03-28-2003, 07:42 PM

But you're my flunkie, bitch.

2 tired 2 give N F · 03-28-2003, 07:44 PM

:high five: nevermind... :disappointed:

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Jack · 03-28-2003, 07:46 PM

I ain't nobody's flunkie. I'm a free spirit damnit.

Goatweed · 03-28-2003, 07:47 PM

Should I be cool and get a flunkie too? I don't need a stalker tho, been there - done that.

Jack · 03-28-2003, 07:48 PM

stalker.... flunkie.... same thing.

GonzoStyle · 03-28-2003, 07:50 PM

Free spirit my sweaty gunk covered balls, if you want a flunkie you can have one but as long as your remember who owns your ass.

Hey Ladi · 03-28-2003, 07:50 PM

no ... flunkie brings you things, stalker takes you underware & makes a shrine

Jack · 03-28-2003, 07:51 PM

Quote:Free spirit my sweaty gunk covered balls, if you want a flunkie you can have one but as long as your remember who owns your ass.

The Government? :clueless:

GonzoStyle · 03-28-2003, 07:54 PM

I OWN YOUR ASS!!!!!

2 tired 2 give N F · 03-28-2003, 07:55 PM

Quote:I OWN YOUR ASS!!!

Can I own his funney then?

Goatweed · 03-28-2003, 07:56 PM

Quote:stalker takes you underware & makes a shrine

they also do drive-bys past your house after you've broken up with them for weeks and weeks in hopes of seeing you again - so I hear anyway....

Jack · 03-28-2003, 07:56 PM

Really? I don't see no fucking branding marks. No hot poker is touching my ass damnit.

Hey Ladi · 03-28-2003, 07:58 PM

Quote:No hot poker is touching my ass damnit.

middle aged & balding?

Jack · 03-28-2003, 08:02 PM

huh? :clueless:

Jack · 03-28-2003, 08:03 PM

Lets get this back on topic people. Who wants to be my flunkie?

Just think of the benefits of having someone with power on your side.

2 tired 2 give N F · 03-28-2003, 08:05 PM

Arpi is your flunkie. He uses you for your power.

Black Lazerus · 03-28-2003, 08:05 PM

Sorry but i am gonzo's flunkie I rape steal and kill on his orders

Hey Ladi · 03-28-2003, 08:07 PM

Quote:huh?

I'm sure you're mildly attractive, & gay men aren't picky, you could get a hot one to poke you in the bum :thumbs-up:

Jack · 03-28-2003, 08:37 PM

I WANT A FLUNKIE DAMNIT.

I'm going to throw myself to the ground and have a temper tantrum in a minute.