04-21-2003, 03:01 PM
For the urinal thing all you have to do is aim at an angle less than 45 degrees. Then the splash will be directed down toward the drain. All angles greater than 45 risk you getting your hands wet.
I hold the dubious honor of being the only person never modded who has also never been to a party who in the past had a shared account with a vegetable reference that has had consensual sex with a woman who wasn't from the board that also knows what >) means and remembers the end of the golden age.