Ashton Kutcher has to be gay

IrishAlkey · 05-09-2003, 02:13 AM

Now you're just making shit up.

GonzoStyle · 05-09-2003, 02:14 AM

Speaking of making shit up, before you try it.

I never fucked Grk.

IrishAlkey · 05-09-2003, 02:19 AM

:disappointed: :disappointed:

The Sleeper · 05-09-2003, 02:21 AM

me and arpi were like ali and frazier compared to this :17:

FNMoron · 05-09-2003, 02:26 AM

...like

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:39:

The Sleeper · 05-09-2003, 02:27 AM

there's this chair..

LyricalGomez · 05-09-2003, 02:32 AM

IS IT WALKING?

The Sleeper · 05-09-2003, 02:50 AM

lalalalalala

Keyser Soze · 05-09-2003, 02:56 AM

if i fucked both bush daughters, i would keep it under wraps. you seen what bush did to Iraq, imagine the wrath of dubya after he found out you invaded his daughters.

IrishAlkey · 05-09-2003, 02:58 AM

He'd liberate Hoboken from Project Pseudo.

Keyser Soze · 05-09-2003, 03:03 AM

we posess weapons of mass destruction in the form of top 40 rock hits.

Arpikarhu · 05-09-2003, 03:13 AM

Quote:if i fucked both bush daughters,

even if you didnt , you would lie and say you did.

JimmyBlueEyes · 05-09-2003, 08:21 PM

I'd do the blonde one. Nicer tits and she doesn't look as much like her old man. Kutcher is just gay for dumping Brittany Murphy, unless he finally realized that she needs to eat a few more cheeseburgers, anorexic cunt.

GonzoStyle · 05-09-2003, 08:22 PM

he dumped britney murphy?

didnt they just get married?

Kid Afrika · 05-10-2003, 05:26 AM

All I have to say about the bush twins is that eventually, they'll end up looking like Barbara Bush. :26:

Mad · 05-10-2003, 05:47 AM

That's why you just fuck them, long and hard, many, many times.

Jeez, who Hell would want to marry into that family anyhow?