Not a question, or poll, I am still at a loss.

Galt · 07-21-2003, 06:40 PM

That's true. I haven't left my bedroom in about a week and half.

crx girl · 07-21-2003, 06:57 PM

so, do you have sex over your toilet too? because by your logic, you'd have to throw your sheets away every time you got laid in bed

DGW · 07-21-2003, 07:19 PM

isn't that a blumpkin?

The Sleeper · 07-21-2003, 07:56 PM

Quote:My urine comes out, I flick the tip of my cock to make sure it's all out, then I wash my hands.

i do that too, sometimes i even wipe it with some toilet paper. i hate getting pee in my undies.

IrishAlkey · 07-21-2003, 08:27 PM

This thread boggles my mind.

The Sleeper · 07-21-2003, 08:30 PM

your face boggles my mind

IrishAlkey · 07-21-2003, 08:33 PM

:disappointed:

Keyser Soze · 07-21-2003, 08:34 PM

so edgy

Danked · 07-21-2003, 08:36 PM

I use Dixie Cups for easy cleanup....

Perfect for the whacker on the go. :15:

crx girl · 07-21-2003, 09:08 PM

i'm still waiting to find out what galt did with his sheets after this squirter of his soiled them with yucky bodily fluids.

Keyser Soze · 07-21-2003, 09:11 PM

wow, can't believe that wasn't realized until page 4. good call trish.

PatCooper · 07-21-2003, 10:53 PM

i just pissed in the shower
ahhhhhhh so refeshing

Galt · 07-21-2003, 11:17 PM

crx girl Wrote:i'm still waiting to find out what galt did with his sheets after this squirter of his soiled them with yucky bodily fluids.

Vaginal fluids are beautiful. Penis fluids are nasty.

And we put a towel under her. Not so much to protect the sheets, but to protect the matress.

PatCooper · 07-21-2003, 11:20 PM

Quote:Vaginal fluids are beautiful. Penis fluids are nasty

Man someone has issues. It sounds like you were touched by an uncle or something when you were a child.

Galt · 07-21-2003, 11:29 PM

No. You are just a homo. I love the vag.

crx girl · 07-21-2003, 11:42 PM

you're fucking weird. so, when you have sex, you don't leak any penis fluids at all? or do you throw the towel out because otherwise you're gonna mingle the bodily fluids with your laundry, which you seem to have forgotten contains other bodily fluids. and what about if you have a little precum before you get your pants off? do you throw your undies away when that happens?

Galt · 07-22-2003, 12:13 AM

The rule is: Anything that comes from my penis in the company of a female is OK and not considered dirty. Penis juice is great and clean when it is mixed with vaginal juices. Anything produced while alone is dirty and shameful. Like urine, shit, and mastubatory emissions.

It seems like a pretty consistent logic.

crx girl · 07-22-2003, 12:46 AM

you have shit coming out of your dick? you really are a freak

Keyser Soze · 07-22-2003, 12:50 AM

i wash my sheets every 2 weeks so this isnt an issue for me (more often after a particularly messy sexual encounter). i've never jerked off on a toilet, its not really conducive to getting me hard when im on a toilet. i get off in bed or in the shower. i wouldnt piss in a shower though cause no matter how much water you run, that urine smell lingers.

Galt · 07-22-2003, 12:55 AM

Every two weeks? I change them every week even if I'm not dating anyone.

Your sheets must be stinky.