I haven't had sex in ages.....

[Ken'sPen]

I hope Galt gets a girlfriend soon.

[Keyser Soze]

huh?

[The Sleeper]

better than a fat chick joke

[Ken'sPen]

ahhhhhhhh Board Lore,
when Galt gets a girlfriend, she bangs everyone.

even old washed up posters.

[GonzoStyle]

yeah, ken's as close to a 39 year old, out of shape loser as you can get around here.

[IrishAlkey]

Even Galt's leftovers wouldn't touch you.

[Keyser Soze]

and i'm the one who uses the internet to pick up chicks?

[IrishAlkey]

No, you use it to plug where your band will be where you pick up chicks.

[Keyser Soze]

im currently precariously falling into a monogamous relationship. someone stop me.

[IrishAlkey]

Let's play "guess the ages Ken hasn't had sex in".

My guess is 21-39.

[Ken'sPen]

crowds getting that small?

[Keyser Soze]

no, we packed the bar again. unfortunately we are playing this dive we hate that doesnt draw flies this week. they can't all be winners.

[Ken'sPen]

I meant crowds so small that you only have one to pick from,
hence the monogomy,
I couldn't give a rats ass about the draws of your gigs.

[Velociti]

what does ASCAP charge you for the cover fees?

[Ken'sPen]

most of the bands they cover sue for slander.

[Keyser Soze]

I meant crowds so small that you only have one to pick from,
hence the monogomy,
I couldn't give a rats ass about the draws of your gigs.

if you didnt care, why did you ask?

[Galt]

I've been celibate for nearly 2 months.

[Keyser Soze]

most of the women you encounter sue for sexual assault.

[DGW]

I haven't had sex in ages.....

I've been celibate for nearly 2 months.

neither by choice

[GonzoStyle]

what does ASCAP charge you for the cover fees?

what's ASCAP?