13 pockets? Why would any normal person need so many pockets? You know there are poor children in thrid world countries who dream of having one stinking pocket, and you have to go hoarding 13 of them? You have no shame.
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Your pocket Bible will stop an assailant's bullet, but not before it passes through four innocent bystanders, a school-bus gas tank, and your genitals.
No way he'll do that. Guys like Danked are all the same. I bet he uses a razor with three blades too.
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Your pocket Bible will stop an assailant's bullet, but not before it passes through four innocent bystanders, a school-bus gas tank, and your genitals.
A razor is a device which costs about as much as a slightly used Geo Metro with at minimum 37 blades which you then use to make sticky places on your face so the little squares of toilet paper have something to adhere to.
Actually, Gillette is (no lie) coming out with a four-blade razor called the 'Quattro' which I believe is Italian for 'expensive'.
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Your pocket Bible will stop an assailant's bullet, but not before it passes through four innocent bystanders, a school-bus gas tank, and your genitals.
Two words, hot wax
Nothing like pouring molten plastic on your skin then yanking it off. God I'm glad I was born male
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Your pocket Bible will stop an assailant's bullet, but not before it passes through four innocent bystanders, a school-bus gas tank, and your genitals.
What's in my pants?
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