CDiH Prayer Circle - please join hands

Splatterpunk · 09-13-2003, 01:25 AM

Dear God,

Alkey is clotting. It frightens me. Please dilute him a little so he bleeds freely. If you would just lower his viscosity I will never do that dirty bad thing again.

Love
Splat

GonzoStyle · 09-13-2003, 01:26 AM

so much for our romance

Splatterpunk · 09-13-2003, 01:30 AM

You shallow, shallow man.

GonzoStyle · 09-13-2003, 01:32 AM

This thread will not be complete until DMX blesses us with one of his prayers.

Splatterpunk · 09-13-2003, 01:34 AM

Alkey himself will only show up for the laying of hands.

GonzoStyle · 09-13-2003, 01:40 AM

Alkey just left for dinner, he went to olive garden.

maybe he'll say grace over the unlimited bread sticks.

Bland · 09-13-2003, 01:41 AM

Alkey should take more aspirin

Splatterpunk · 09-13-2003, 01:43 AM

Doesn't drinking thin your blood?

GonzoStyle · 09-13-2003, 01:52 AM

His ailment is a bit more complicated than that.

Goatweed · 09-13-2003, 04:32 AM

Olive Garden is good - I wish he took me with him Undecided

GonzoStyle · 09-13-2003, 04:35 AM

Fine, since no one else will.

DMX - Prayer

I come to you hungry and tired
You give food and let me sleep
I come to you weak
You give strength and that's deep
You call me a sheep
And lead me to green pastures
Only asking that I keep the focus
In between the chapters
You give me the word and only ax [ask] I interpret
And give me the eyes that I may recognize the serpent
You know I ain't perfect, but you'd like me to try
And like the devil who just wants me to lie
Till I die
Lord why is it that I go through so much pain
All I saw was black all I felt was rain
I come to you because it's you who knows
To show me that everything is black
Because me eyes were closed
You give me the light and let me bask in your glory
So it was only right that when you ax for this story
I put together to do all dogs some good
All dogs being all the brothers and sisters in the hood
Plenty of times you sent help my way but I hid
I remember once you held me close but I slid
It was something that I just had to see
That you wanted me to see so I can be what you wanted me to be
And I think I've seen it but I don't feel the same
Matter of fact I know I have seen it I can feel the change
And it's strange almost got me beating down your door
But I have never known love like this before
It's a wonderful feeling to get away from the pain
And up under the ceiling I get away from the rain
And the strain that I feel when I'm here is gone
I know real so I wipe away the tears son
And I almost lost faith in you when you took my man Monty
Pass over chase a brother down
And I fear that what I saying won't be heard until I'm gone
But it's all good, Cuz I didn't expect to live long
So if it takes for me to suffer for me brother to see the light
Give me pain till I die but please Lord treat him right

Goatweed · 09-13-2003, 04:36 AM

I might've if I listened to DMX.

GonzoStyle · 09-13-2003, 04:38 AM

ofcourse you don't, your diners and fast food joints have all white employees.

I still can't get over how lilly white your area is.

Goatweed · 09-13-2003, 04:42 AM

neither can I - it still freaks me out.

The wiggers around here listen to rap though, at least I think they do.

Splatterpunk · 09-13-2003, 04:42 AM

That was heartbreakingly beautiful and brought tears to my eyes.
Anyone who makes a joke about that will be torn apart by devil dogs.

Goatweed · 09-13-2003, 04:45 AM

devil dogs are great, but they're not filling.

Splatterpunk · 09-13-2003, 04:56 AM

Dear God,
Please punish Goatweed accordingly.
He isn't kosher anyway with those cloven hooves.
Thank you.
Love
Splat

Goatweed · 09-13-2003, 05:01 AM

If I were Kosher, wouldn't that make me Jewish? Or just ok to be eaten by a Jew?

Splatterpunk · 09-13-2003, 05:08 AM

Just edible.

Goatweed · 09-13-2003, 05:14 AM

I'm already that - just not to the Jews I guess.