09-25-2003, 05:22 PM
Where the women flock like the salmon of Capastrano!!
09-25-2003, 05:25 PM
Does the beer flow like wine?
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<font color = maroon size = 1> Your pocket Bible will stop an assailant's bullet, but not before it passes through four innocent bystanders, a school-bus gas tank, and your genitals.
09-25-2003, 05:33 PM
Whoa, look at the funbags on that hosehound
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<font color = maroon size = 1> Your pocket Bible will stop an assailant's bullet, but not before it passes through four innocent bystanders, a school-bus gas tank, and your genitals.
09-25-2003, 05:39 PM
"Today was one of the greates days of my life. Me and mary went skiing...we made a snowman...she touched my leg.."
"KILL HIM!!!!"
09-25-2003, 05:47 PM
I'm going to Vail in February
09-25-2003, 06:40 PM
I don't own a sheepdog.
09-25-2003, 08:00 PM
I expected the Rocky Mountains to be a little rockier than this. That John Denver is full of shit, man
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09-25-2003, 08:01 PM
I get 70 miles to the gallon on this hog!
I hold the dubious honor of being the only person never modded who has also never been to a party who in the past had a shared account with a vegetable reference that has had consensual sex with a woman who wasn't from the board that also knows what >) means and remembers the end of the golden age.
09-25-2003, 08:02 PM
I desperately wanna make love to a school boy.
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09-25-2003, 08:12 PM
Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something, I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention.
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09-25-2003, 08:28 PM
You can't triple stamp a double stamp
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<font color = maroon size = 1> Your pocket Bible will stop an assailant's bullet, but not before it passes through four innocent bystanders, a school-bus gas tank, and your genitals.
09-25-2003, 08:30 PM
Quote:Wow! You have all seen the same movie. I am so impressed! It was a good one.
09-25-2003, 08:37 PM
No. Really. I am impressed. The way you all can quote from it. It's incredible.
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