Kids Someday - Pro's / Cons

Hoon · 10-05-2003, 07:32 AM

My girlfriend is pressuring me to have kids.
There's good an bad points.
Good = A male would carry on my family name.
Bad = the stupid incessant questions.

For example,
The other day I'm giving my nephew a bath.
He says "Uncle Hoon, how come our penis's are different"?
I tell him the truth..."Becasue mine is erect, Mikey".

Should I mention my nephew is 26?

Goatweed · 10-05-2003, 07:38 AM

I think I speak for everyone else when I say it might not be the best idea for you to procreate.

Tell your girlfriend to take up being a lesbian - it'll take her mind off kids.

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GonzoStyle · 10-05-2003, 07:40 AM

500 bucks gets you 2,000 that you use the "if everyone jumped off a bridge would you?" line on your kid someday.

Hoon · 10-05-2003, 07:51 AM

You're both right but your concerns will go unheeded.

Goatweed · 10-05-2003, 08:06 AM

then why ask?

Hoon · 10-05-2003, 08:11 AM

I don't remeber asking anything, douchebag.

You know what the problem is with this board.
You people are exclusioinary and inbred into your own little cliques...
yet you bitch that no one joins or stays.
Yeah, you guys can at times be pretty humorous but that's about the extent of it.

90% of you are pathetic, self involved whiners.
Keep kissing each others asses until your bored with each other.
Then complain about your boredom.

How long can you idiots last when no one will join your own private little deliverance?

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Hawt Baux · 10-05-2003, 08:20 AM

Quote:90% of you are pathetic, self involved whiners.

That's it?

Hoon · 10-05-2003, 08:23 AM

NJ9 Wrote:
Quote:90% of you are pathetic, self involved whiners.

That's it?

Yes.

There are a few that are ok.
Sadly, they're the only ones that are amusing.

Goatweed · 10-05-2003, 08:32 AM

so you'd rather just post random thoughts and have noone comment on them?

Hawt Baux · 10-05-2003, 08:32 AM

Quote:There are a few that are ok.
Sadly, they're the only ones that are amusing.

You wouldn't place yourself in that 90%

I'm guessing.

Kid Afrika · 10-05-2003, 08:42 AM

OK, this thread has nothing to do with me. I declare shenanigans.

Galt · 10-05-2003, 01:40 PM

the point of the thread wasn't to ask a question, it was a setup to a 10 year old stolen joke.

diceisgod · 10-05-2003, 01:43 PM

I love when people bitch about our bitching.

IrishAlkey · 10-05-2003, 04:26 PM

He thinks we actually like each other.

diceisgod · 10-05-2003, 04:32 PM

Does he know about the other wing of forums we've added to the place?

Doc · 10-05-2003, 04:32 PM

I love it when people get all high and mighty like this. Quick, tell me about how we're all losers for posting to a message board and we need to get real lives. Then, tell us about all the women you've nailed and how cool you are and how you do more before 6:00 am then we do all day. Then finish it off by saying you're leaving and then come back 4 months later under a different name.

I hate reruns

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diceisgod · 10-05-2003, 04:34 PM

What ever happened to Blarpi? New show opening up?

The Jays · 10-05-2003, 05:13 PM

Quote:the point of the thread wasn't to ask a question, it was a setup to a 10 year old stolen joke.

Not only that, but I do believe this is a repeat thread, with the same exact joke in it.

The Jays · 10-05-2003, 05:28 PM

I was right, it was done by the same person too.

Here

Quote:I have been thinking of having children of my own alot lately.
But it's things like what happened the other day that make me second guess myself.
For instance, children ask too many annoying questions..

Just the other night I was giving my nephew a bath.
And he asks me, "Uncle Hoon? Why are our penis's different"?

I answered him honestly saying...
"Because mine is erect".

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GonzoStyle · 10-05-2003, 06:43 PM

But he added the name Mikey this time, he's evolved the story with new characters. Plus now his "girlfriend" is pressuring him, before it was he who was pondering it.

It's like the last season of threes company. when they redid an episode from season one; when they were trying to hide a cat from Mr Roper, except now it was a dog from Mr Furley.