the magical vending machine

HedCold · 10-02-2003, 05:46 AM

in my hallway at my dorm there's this magical vending machine

it has white castle cheeseburgers and chickenburgers, hot pockets, and nesquick.

but it's not working right now :angry:

The Sleeper · 10-02-2003, 05:47 AM

I bet no one gets the hot pockets.

The Jays · 10-02-2003, 05:48 AM

how is it magical?

HedCold · 10-02-2003, 05:48 AM

there are these small pizzas too

The Sleeper · 10-02-2003, 05:49 AM

The Jays Wrote:how is it magical?

sadjghsjdalkgjsandg.ng what???

Mad · 10-02-2003, 05:50 AM

The Jays Wrote:how is it magical?

Because you get the Hersey squirts after eating from it.

The Jays · 10-02-2003, 05:52 AM

how is it that you manage to come up with the most un-funny attempts at humor?

Mad · 10-02-2003, 05:53 AM

It's a gift.

The Jays · 10-02-2003, 05:55 AM

A MAGICAL GIFT???????????????????????????????????

HedCold · 10-02-2003, 06:11 AM

i put the money in but only to see it say "please make another selection"
so i make another selection
then you know what happens?!@?!!??!?

"please make another selection" :disappointed:

The Jays · 10-02-2003, 06:13 AM

I had a magical coffee machine that whenever you typed "E7" it would make a small coffee. For free!

The Sleeper · 10-02-2003, 06:16 AM

I can get the jukebox to play rockin hits with simply a slap of the hand

The Jays · 10-02-2003, 06:18 AM

That was before you jumped the shark.

HedCold · 10-02-2003, 06:19 AM

The Sleeper Wrote:I can get the jukebox to play rockin hits with simply a slap of the hand

isn't that more of a magical hand?

GonzoStyle · 10-02-2003, 06:20 AM

I don't think its broken, I think all its yummy contents have just been sold out.

HedCold · 10-02-2003, 06:21 AM

but i can see the yummy contents through the glass or plastic or whatever it is

The Jays · 10-02-2003, 06:27 AM

I think it's fucking with you. Slap it with Sleeper's magic hand.

Keyser Soze · 10-02-2003, 03:44 PM

you can get shit free from vending machines by rocking them.

diceisgod · 10-02-2003, 03:46 PM

I love the magic ones. One time I put a dollar in and it disappeared.

Hybrid · 10-02-2003, 09:38 PM

do they come out hot or just in the package where you then have to take it to your room to heat it.