post funny AIM conversations

Galt · 09-30-2003, 10:37 PM

[yomp666] Hi wanna chat?
[ellis_wyatt] so what's your name, or is it yomp?
[yomp666] pam
[ellis_wyatt] So, Pam, where are you from?
[yomp666] canada
[ellis_wyatt] Is that a state?
[ellis_wyatt] do you have electricity?
[yomp666] yes...i am on the comp..aren't i?
[ellis_wyatt] I was joking
[yomp666] lol...i don't live in hick ville
[ellis_wyatt] Why don;'t you blow me, asshole
[yomp666] what brought that on?
[ellis_wyatt] Oops, sorry that was from a different chat
[yomp666] k.
[yomp666] you scared me...i thought you were sensative or something..hahah lol
[ellis_wyatt] how old are you?
[yomp666] 20
[yomp666] i just got back from the wwf payperview
[ellis_wyatt] You must be a redneck hick?
[yomp666] yeah
[ellis_wyatt] I am tired and horny sorry
[yomp666] k
[ellis_wyatt] I got some gay guy trying to hit on me
[ellis_wyatt] that's where all the anger is coming from
[yomp666] r u a guy???
[ellis_wyatt] Yes, I'm a guy (but not THAT type of guy)
[yomp666] i thought so...just checking...
[ellis_wyatt] so back to your nipples
[ellis_wyatt] I have a cat you know
[yomp666] i have three cats
[ellis_wyatt] I only have one pussy
[yomp666] oh in that case i have 4 pussies
[yomp666] ( :
[yomp666] prrrrrrrr
[ellis_wyatt] I thought you said you had three cats?
[yomp666] i am a chick...so i have another pussy..ahhah
[ellis_wyatt] Oh, you're being disgusting
[yomp666] j/king
[ellis_wyatt] Are you trying cyber "hump" me
[yomp666] no
[ellis_wyatt] you need to go to church, you sinner
[ellis_wyatt] why not, don't you like me?
[ellis_wyatt] I'm cute
[ellis_wyatt] I've got a nice butt, and a cat too
[yomp666] i love nice asses..
[ellis_wyatt] I only like girls asses becuase boys have too much hair on them
[yomp666] i should go to church and confess my sins..but that would take too much time.
[yomp666] ( :
[ellis_wyatt] since you're the devil
[yomp666] no because i am a naughty girl
[ellis_wyatt] 666
[ellis_wyatt] I like to spank naughty girls
[yomp666] my friend picked my name..
[yomp666] and i like to be spanked.
[ellis_wyatt] Ohhh, that
[ellis_wyatt] that's interesting
[ellis_wyatt] did we cover what type of music you like?
[yomp666] nope just my nipples...hahha
[yomp666] i have a wide and wierd selection of tunes i like..
[ellis_wyatt] I broke my leg
[yomp666] that sucks....
[yomp666] how?
[ellis_wyatt] I broke it in a hockey game
[yomp666] oh that sucks...i sprained my knee......so i can't dance unless i am drunk...
[yomp666] feeling no pain
[ellis_wyatt] I just scored the winning goal in overtime in the beanpot and my teammates pig piled on me, and I tore a ligament in my knee
[ellis_wyatt] That's hockey by the way
[ellis_wyatt] Oh, I already told you it was hockey. Sorry I'm on pain killers
[ellis_wyatt] that's why I'm kinda o spacy
[yomp666] your story is more interesting than mine...i was in a drunken stupor and i tried over my cat and sprained my knee.
[ellis_wyatt] That's nice, can I fuck you in a bad place?
[yomp666] triped...
[yomp666] your fucked up man
[ellis_wyatt] your language confuses me
[yomp666] what u mean??
[ellis_wyatt] I really am. I don't know what I'm on. I probably shouldn't have taken Ecstacy too
[yomp666] i think that two stoned idiots would understand each other...but we are having a hell of a time...haha
[ellis_wyatt] I'm sorry that was very forward of me asking to do that to you. I didn't even ask if you enjoyed anal first.
[yomp666] i don't
[ellis_wyatt] well I wouldn't have just rammed it in, I would have eased it in all gentle and stuff. I'm a caring guy
[yomp666] what kinda drugs u into?
[ellis_wyatt] besides beer, and whatever this is, E, and weed mostly
[ellis_wyatt] shrooms too
[yomp666] i love acid..that is my fave....and weed...shrooms...hash..shit like that...and i love to drink..beer, vodka, rum, actually most things...i am always ready to try new things..
[ellis_wyatt] It's 1:15, on a Sunday, do you think it's too late for me to make a booty call tonight?
[ellis_wyatt] I gotta get my nuts licked tonight
[yomp666] no.
[ellis_wyatt] where doy ou live in Canda?
[yomp666] it is never to late for that..
[yomp666] novaScotai
[ellis_wyatt] Shit, that' snorth of California
[yomp666] why you want my booty?
[ellis_wyatt] I wouldda paid for you to get a cab down here and I wouldda goo'd on your boobies
[ellis_wyatt] I'm trying to be clean and classy, you dig?
[yomp666] yeah..
[ellis_wyatt] I just don't wanna hang up and make a phone call
[yomp666] k
[ellis_wyatt] I'd beat off now, but I'm too lazy
[ellis_wyatt] what is your favorite vacation spot?
[yomp666] you need some one to do it for you...thats all..
[yomp666] i don't know...i usually go to New Bruinswick....
[yomp666] i got family there
[ellis_wyatt] and the last time you got laid?
[yomp666] fri nite
[ellis_wyatt] very interesting. I've been to New Brunswick. all over Canada really. PEI too
[yomp666] u?
[ellis_wyatt] It's been a while. I just broke my leg, so I've been out of commission for about a week
[yomp666] that sucks..
[ellis_wyatt] So I guess it was last Monday
[yomp666] i was so fucked up on fri nite..i didn;t feel my knee...
[ellis_wyatt] but I beat off A LOT
[ellis_wyatt] that's becuase he was having sex with you
[yomp666] yeah..i was feeling other things....he distracted me i guess..heheheh
[ellis_wyatt] do you have any brothers and sisters
[yomp666] a sis
[ellis_wyatt] older or younger? do you go to college?
[yomp666] older...not any more..
[yomp666] i am a nanny.
[ellis_wyatt] that's cool. Parents still together?
[yomp666] nope....
[ellis_wyatt] Do you swallow?
[yomp666] yes
[yomp666] me and my sis moved out
[ellis_wyatt] Interesting. very interesting
[ellis_wyatt] I like this give and take we have going on here
[yomp666] ( :
[ellis_wyatt] So you don't like it in the bad place. why not
[yomp666] i don't know
[ellis_wyatt] have you tried it?
[yomp666] no...
[ellis_wyatt] so then you might be convinced into it, I see.....
[b][ellis_wyatt] How tall are you?
[yomp666] 5foot4
[ellis_wyatt] and how much do you weigh?
[yomp666] 170
[ellis_wyatt] Wow!
[ellis_wyatt] See how much you are opening up here. Does anyone else know you this much
[yomp666] my best friend nows a shit load more...
[yomp666] i can tell him anything
[ellis_wyatt] does he know you swallow
[yomp666] yes..he knows more about my sex life than anyone....
[ellis_wyatt] Is that 170 in pounds, or is that like the metric system or something?
[yomp666] pounds
[ellis_wyatt] you are a fat fuck
[ellis_wyatt] not that there's anything wrong with that, tubby
[yomp666] you know that i could have a huge issue with my weight..and that could have pushed me over the edge and i could have killed myself or something....
[yomp666] but i don't..
[yomp666] i don't give a fuck...
[ellis_wyatt] apparantly you don't, or you wouldn't weigh half a metric ton
[yomp666] great
[ellis_wyatt] but that would be something if I was the one who caused it
[yomp666] you would have to be proud of yourself....
[ellis_wyatt] only if I could prove it
[ellis_wyatt] in your note, can you mention that it was me, by name. They can probably trace me from my Napster name
[yomp666] ok..i'll go do that right now...i have to rememeber..ellis_wyatt....and where are you from again....just in case
[ellis_wyatt] Boston
[ellis_wyatt] Good luck. And remember, cut with the grain of your vein. It's an easy rhyme to remember, even with all the cellulite swimming around your brain
[yomp666] which is your choice of death?
[yomp666] ()xxx]===========]
[yomp666] or
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[ellis_wyatt] knife is the cleanest
[ellis_wyatt] those are interesting drawings. You're pretty talented. I don't care what everyoen else in society says about lardos being useless.
[yomp666] you are pretty smart for a dumbass.
[yomp666] ô¿ô
[yomp666] . V
[ellis_wyatt] I'm smart for anyone. I'm smart becuase I'm not destroying my body with twinkies and big macs
[yomp666] neither am i asshole....harass someone else....you brainless wonder
[ellis_wyatt] You messaged me first, clumpy
[yomp666] ok..i have to go now....i probably won't talk to you again...so i will say goodbye now....
[ellis_wyatt] Oink!
[yomp666] goodbye....
[ellis_wyatt] can you email and let me know what a heart attack feels like, orca?

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GonzoStyle · 09-30-2003, 10:52 PM

Galt Wrote:the grossest thing is that I bet you masturbated afterwards

why would I masturbate afterwards? once a night is my limit.

Mad · 09-30-2003, 10:59 PM

Once a day, WTF is up with that? No wonder the sisters never return your calls.

diceisgod · 09-30-2003, 11:01 PM

deadlaughter2: tell Patrick Bateman. DIG says hi
wccsradio: your all fucing retarted
deadlaughter2: tell him you're Charlie
wccsradio: hi peter
deadlaughter2: and you're enjoying his girlfriend right now
deadlaughter2: seriously
wccsradio: OK!!!! no
deadlaughter2: I'm trying to help you
wccsradio: mmmmm yes
wccsradio: like our music?
wccsradio: its suck right now
deadlaughter2: seriously his girlfriend fucked him over and if you talk about it on air he'll probably cry
wccsradio: good fun
wccsradio: but we have to go
wccsradio: so we can't
deadlaughter2: you are fucking useless
wccsradio: so sorry
wccsradio: yoru ruckinguseless
wccsradio: asshole
deadlaughter2: but seriously save that little nugget and shout it over the air....his ex-whore the squirter might here it
wccsradio: mmmmm no
deadlaughter2: pussy
wccsradio: fucker
wccsradio: go kill yourself
deadlaughter2: grow some ballies junior
wccsradio: clever

GonzoStyle · 09-30-2003, 11:03 PM

Mad Wrote:Once a day, WTF is up with that? No wonder the sisters never return your calls.

I don't even enjoy masturbation much anymore, a few years ago maybe 2-3 times a day but now it's kinda just out of habit.

Galt · 09-30-2003, 11:06 PM

DIG is king.

Keyser Soze · 10-01-2003, 01:22 AM

Their webcam seems to work here.

Gooch · 10-01-2003, 01:27 AM

Ken'sPen Wrote:I don't have AIM,

so here is a convo between Slash and I.

Quote:

.

that would be funny if you actually IM'd him.

Keyser Soze · 10-01-2003, 01:31 AM

Gooch will not be pleased with my 10,000 post.

Keyser Soze · 10-01-2003, 01:48 AM

SoupSoupAD (6:01:28 PM): any guesses on who IP is on your moms box?
SoupSoupAD (6:01:32 PM): i think its gonzo
arpikarhu (6:01:52 PM): i know who it is.
SoupSoupAD (6:02:10 PM): am i correct?
arpikarhu (6:02:31 PM): sleeper is begging me to tell him right niow as well
SoupSoupAD (6:02:54 PM): i think im right
arpikarhu (6:03:26 PM): arpikarhu (5:56:37 PM): wow, this is really bugging you, isnt it?
thekman11 (5:56:43 PM): more than you knoe
arpikarhu (5:56:51 PM): ok, i will tell you
thekman11 (5:56:57 PM): i bet
arpikarhu (5:57:16 PM): come closer
arpikarhu (5:57:24 PM): i have to whisper it
arpikarhu (5:57:29 PM): it's
arpikarhu (5:57:37 PM): it's
arpikarhu (5:57:49 PM): AAARRGGGHHH
arpikarhu (6:04:01 PM): sleeper is hating me right now
SoupSoupAD (6:04:11 PM): its gonzo
SoupSoupAD (6:04:12 PM): im sure of it
arpikarhu (6:04:25 PM): ok
SoupSoupAD (6:06:16 PM): i can cross reference their IP
arpikarhu (6:06:26 PM): dont cheat
SoupSoupAD (6:06:42 PM): im just checking my guess
arpikarhu (6:06:50 PM): cheater
SoupSoupAD (6:07:00 PM): like i care
arpikarhu (6:07:06 PM): then why do it?
SoupSoupAD (6:07:22 PM): i dont care about cheating
SoupSoupAD (6:07:27 PM): i do care to find out who it is
arpikarhu (6:07:56 PM): its more fun if you guess
SoupSoupAD (6:08:05 PM): for you maybe
arpikarhu (6:08:47 PM): well? did you ruin the fun yet?
SoupSoupAD (6:09:10 PM): i wont reveal it
SoupSoupAD (6:09:15 PM): i want the info for myself
arpikarhu (6:09:40 PM): i meant ruining it for yourself
arpikarhu (6:10:05 PM): are you just cross checking with gonzo or with everyone?
SoupSoupAD (6:10:13 PM): oh i dont care about ruining it for myself
SoupSoupAD (6:10:19 PM): first, just gonzo
arpikarhu (6:10:24 PM): in case you are wrong about gonzo i mean? LOL!
SoupSoupAD (6:10:32 PM): yes
arpikarhu (6:10:39 PM): i am telling IP that you are cheating
SoupSoupAD (6:10:58 PM): care?
arpikarhu (6:11:29 PM): let me know when you have done it so i can set up a gag with you
SoupSoupAD (6:11:49 PM): ok
arpikarhu (6:12:12 PM): as soon as someone else knows who it is i have a great joke to play
SoupSoupAD (6:16:01 PM): unable to find them
SoupSoupAD (6:16:03 PM): they're using AOL
SoupSoupAD (6:16:07 PM): dynamic IPs
arpikarhu (6:16:09 PM): LOL!!
arpikarhu signed off at 11:45:21 PM

Gooch · 10-01-2003, 02:04 AM

Keyser Soze Wrote:Gooch will not be pleased with my 10,000 post.

nor probably the other 9,999

Galt · 10-01-2003, 02:19 AM

what's the point of Alkey's board. Why not just combine them?

Does Arpi post there? If so, I'm totally jumping ship

Keyser Soze · 10-01-2003, 02:22 AM

The Clear sTuFF (4:47:58 PM): would you like to hear the greatest porno title, eveR?
SoupSoupAD (4:48:06 PM): sure
The Clear sTuFF (4:48:07 PM): Gee Your Cunt Smells Terrific
SoupSoupAD (4:48:18 PM): ha
The Clear sTuFF (5:02:47 PM): i sent it to my boss
The Clear sTuFF (5:02:50 PM): as a rough draft
The Clear sTuFF (5:11:08 PM): the boss likes it!
SoupSoupAD (5:53:34 PM): nice!

Galt · 10-01-2003, 02:25 AM

I still like DIGs best

Keyser Soze · 10-01-2003, 02:28 AM

The Clear sTuFF (12:44:13 PM): the 50 cent shirt is wanted by all stores !!!
SoupSoupAD (12:44:18 PM): wooooooohoooooooooooo!
SoupSoupAD (12:44:27 PM): you're going to be a millionaire!
The Clear sTuFF (12:44:28 PM): 50 has to approve it on an actual printed shirt
The Clear sTuFF (12:44:36 PM): haha! i laugh at everyone from my grade
The Clear sTuFF (12:44:47 PM): i am not even in school yet, and i am already the most successful!
The Clear sTuFF (12:44:48 PM): FUCK THEM ALL
SoupSoupAD (12:45:14 PM): haaaaaaaaaa
SoupSoupAD (12:45:24 PM): so whats in this for you?
SoupSoupAD (12:45:30 PM): will your boss get all the glory?
The Clear sTuFF (12:45:42 PM): if by glory, you mean money
The Clear sTuFF (12:45:43 PM): then yeah
The Clear sTuFF (12:45:49 PM): but i dunno, everyone knows i designed it
SoupSoupAD (12:45:53 PM): he should promote you
The Clear sTuFF (12:46:14 PM): eh, id love to just be able to get my tshirt line started
SoupSoupAD (12:46:24 PM): there you go
SoupSoupAD (12:46:30 PM): tell him you want to start a line
SoupSoupAD (12:46:39 PM): you hooked his ass up with that t-shirt
The Clear sTuFF (12:46:43 PM): yeah i did
SoupSoupAD (12:46:46 PM): you showed him you got skeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelz
The Clear sTuFF (12:46:49 PM): so ill give it some time
The Clear sTuFF (12:47:05 PM): im telling you though, if i get a chance to meet 50, itll all be worth it
SoupSoupAD (12:47:25 PM): maybe he will put you in his next video
The Clear sTuFF (12:47:44 PM): just wanna see the shirt in stores
The Clear sTuFF (12:47:48 PM): just want him to approve it
The Clear sTuFF (12:54:06 PM): its just a tad frustrating, in one order for this shirt, they are going to make more than 5 times what i make in a year, in just one order, from one store
SoupSoupAD (12:54:42 PM): if you could get approval from 50 directly, you could have done the whole thing yourself
SoupSoupAD (12:54:50 PM): you may need to go that route one day
The Clear sTuFF (12:55:03 PM): nope, no use in going over my bosses head, he would have me killed
SoupSoupAD (12:55:11 PM): no
SoupSoupAD (12:55:22 PM): i mean start your own indy company
The Clear sTuFF (12:55:35 PM): its not such a bad idea, its a great business, field to be in
SoupSoupAD (12:55:46 PM): i agree
SoupSoupAD (12:55:50 PM): hire me when you start it ;-)
The Clear sTuFF (12:56:30 PM): not if you keep winking at me
SoupSoupAD (12:56:43 PM): ha
SoupSoupAD (1:01:10 PM): oh i want one of those t-shirts
SoupSoupAD (1:01:15 PM): hook a nigga up
The Clear sTuFF (1:01:18 PM): i want one to
The Clear sTuFF (1:01:20 PM): i better get a box
SoupSoupAD (1:01:35 PM): yeah you betta
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Session concluded at 3:03:45 PM
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The Clear sTuFF (4:15:31 PM): do you have a serial # for officexp?
SoupSoupAD (4:15:39 PM): yes
SoupSoupAD (4:15:41 PM): hold on
The Clear sTuFF (4:15:59 PM): kthx!
SoupSoupAD (4:17:25 PM): FM9FY TMF7Q KCKCT V9T29 TBBBG
The Clear sTuFF (4:18:03 PM): nice
The Clear sTuFF (4:32:54 PM): you should add pyro to your shows
The Clear sTuFF (4:37:11 PM): yo, would you fuck andrea koppel?
SoupSoupAD (4:38:03 PM): who?
SoupSoupAD (4:38:14 PM): and i'd rather not get sued for manslaughter
The Clear sTuFF (4:41:27 PM): <a class="postlink" href="http://i.cnn.net/cnn/2003/US/02/20/otsc.koppel/story.koppel.jpg">http://i.cnn.net/cnn/2003/US/02/20/otsc ... koppel.jpg</a>
SoupSoupAD (4:42:37 PM): no
SoupSoupAD (4:42:54 PM): is she ted koppel's daughter?
The Clear sTuFF (4:43:19 PM): yes
The Clear sTuFF (4:43:22 PM): i would ravage her
SoupSoupAD (4:44:38 PM): ewwww
The Clear sTuFF (4:45:59 PM): id fuck her just for the commentary after sex
SoupSoupAD (4:46:30 PM): that might be funny
The Clear sTuFF (4:46:51 PM): i know, thats why i said it, DUH
The Clear sTuFF (4:46:58 PM): ass tulip

Galt · 10-01-2003, 02:30 AM

there's a whole underground of AIM conversations that I'm not a part of.

Hawt Baux · 10-01-2003, 02:38 AM

Quote:there's a whole underground of AIM conversations that I'm not a part of.

There's a reason.

Keyser Soze · 10-01-2003, 02:41 AM

Galt and I had a pretty good AIM convo while I was at work. Too bad I don't have logging enabled there.

HollywoodJewMoses · 10-01-2003, 03:21 AM

YOU DIDNT ASK MY APPROVAL BEFORE POSTING IT, IM LEAVING!

The Sleeper · 10-01-2003, 03:26 AM

I've had the EXACT same conversations with wbk