11-13-2003, 12:42 AM
Thanks to Grady Little, I will be making a public appearance next weekend (Nov. 21 or 22) at a drinking estblishment of Mr. Gonzo Style's choice upon which I will purchase at least 6 beverages of his choice (possibly 8 depending on his girth) over the course of the night. If you would like to bask in the glow of my wit, humor, and humility, you may stand in the same room so long as you don't pester or otherwise annoy me.
I don't care what kind of bar/pub/club/eatery it may be, but seriously, who wants to go to Brooklyn or Queens or wherever the fuck you people live?
A few rules:
Do not touch me
Do not speak to me unless I speak to you first
Do not maintain eye contact for more than three consecutive seconds
You are to arrive in clean clothes (including undergarments), and should have washed your entire body no less than 12 hours prior to the time you arrive.
Do not mock my leather pants the next day
Be prepared: No matter what happens, my story will be that I nailed some girl later that night.
I don't care what kind of bar/pub/club/eatery it may be, but seriously, who wants to go to Brooklyn or Queens or wherever the fuck you people live?
A few rules:
Do not touch me
Do not speak to me unless I speak to you first
Do not maintain eye contact for more than three consecutive seconds
You are to arrive in clean clothes (including undergarments), and should have washed your entire body no less than 12 hours prior to the time you arrive.
Do not mock my leather pants the next day
Be prepared: No matter what happens, my story will be that I nailed some girl later that night.
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