my new favorite toy - money WELL spent!!

Goatweed · 12-06-2003, 03:00 AM

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I think I'm divorcing the wife and marrying this machine :loveya:

Mad · 12-06-2003, 03:15 AM

If she cooks and fucks well, I bet you get more for her on EBay.

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Goatweed · 12-06-2003, 03:21 AM

she doesnt have to cook or fuck - she makes clearing snow a 10 minute job, that's good enough for me.

Danked · 12-06-2003, 03:30 AM

Can I just rent her occasionally?

Goatweed · 12-06-2003, 03:31 AM

the machine or the wife?

Danked · 12-06-2003, 03:33 AM

I'll have my way with both if I so wish... when you're dead.

Mad · 12-06-2003, 03:33 AM

Pimping blowers now.

Goatweed · 12-06-2003, 03:57 AM

Danked Wrote:I'll have my way with both if I so wish... when you're dead.

BRING IT, BITCH!!

Mad · 12-06-2003, 04:01 AM

You know a snow blower can also be used like a wood chipper. It's a little messier, though.

Goatweed · 12-06-2003, 04:09 AM

I wonder if it chips body parts well...

diceisgod · 12-06-2003, 07:53 PM

I would have went down on you if you were here an hour ago with that.

Goatweed · 12-06-2003, 07:59 PM

damn - I'll just add that to my growing list of missed opportunities.

LyricalGomez · 12-07-2003, 12:20 AM

Your driveway is 5 fucking feet wide, why the hell do you need this thing?

Goatweed · 12-07-2003, 01:58 AM

2 driveways, the front sidewalk and the left side of the house for the inlaws.

Plus with my back being as awful as it is, shoveling isn't the best thing I can be doing - I'd rather not be out of work again for 2 weeks with a slipped disc.

Not all of us can call "the help" to do it for us.

2 tired 2 give N F · 12-07-2003, 07:26 AM

Quote:2 driveways, the front sidewalk and the left side of the house for the inlaws.

With that much space one would never believe you lived in NYC.

Goatweed · 12-07-2003, 07:30 AM

its not huge, but when over a foot of snow falls, it's a hell of a lot of shit to deal with.

Hybrid · 12-07-2003, 07:39 AM

dont worry goaty, snow blowers are cool

Goatweed · 12-07-2003, 07:50 AM

it was cool laughing at all the people who were using shovels, too.

no snow fell off my roof and onto me, either - sorry guys.

Danked · 12-08-2003, 11:25 PM

Shucks.

Keyser Soze · 12-09-2003, 12:52 AM

may i ask how much one would need to purchase such a device?