I'm gonna take a nap.

[The Jays]

Somebody wake me up at 7:14. I'll have my AIM on, joshrobotv5 is the SN.

Pleace.

[Danked]

Can't promise anything, but I'll try.

[IrishAlkey]

I'm gonna' wake him up now!

:39:

[Danked]

Genius.

[IrishAlkey]

He didn't answer.

What a heavy sleeper...

[The Jays]

you dirty fucks. I ask for ur help on one thing and what do i get? alkey waking me up 30 minutes early.

[IrishAlkey]

You're welcome!

[The Jays]

That's it. I'm gonna IM Steven Baldwin and have him fuck your lady.

[IrishAlkey]

Heavens to Betsy!

[The Jays]

JoShRoBoT v 5: yo mike
StevenBaldwin: hello josh
JoShRoBoT v 5: I need your help real quick
StevenBaldwin: make it quick cuz im getting picked up in bout a few min
JoShRoBoT v 5: I need you to pretend that you are Steven Baldwin , and all you have to do is agree to fucking this girl named Silera
JoShRoBoT v 5: ready? go
JoShRoBoT v 5: yo steve
StevenBaldwin: yo
JoShRoBoT v 5: whats up dude? hows that movie goin?
StevenBaldwin: it ok i really dont liek the food
JoShRoBoT v 5: sorry to hear that, but i got a proposition for you
StevenBaldwin: whats that
JoShRoBoT v 5: let me give you silera's address, and go over there and fuck her for me, k?
JoShRoBoT v 5: i know you want to
StevenBaldwin: yea sure i'll fuck that
JoShRoBoT v 5: k, cool, let me e-mail it over to ya
StevenBaldwin: sure
JoShRoBoT v 5: ok, we're done, that's all i need
StevenBaldwin: k
StevenBaldwin: why did i have too do that?
JoShRoBoT v 5: first rule of project mayhem is you do not ask questions


The deal is done, buddy.

[IrishAlkey]

You need an editor.

[The Jays]

now you're just stealing lines from Sir O. My, how the mighty have fallen.

[IrishAlkey]

I'll be back.