It's Valentine's Day - 0-2! 14! 0-4!

[Silera]

Thinking of it merits a formal apology.

I'm sorry.

[GonzoStyle]

I actually giggled to myself when I thought of typing it, thats trully the saddest part.

[Goatweed]

I had wings and I got laid tonight. All in all, I can't complain.

[Black Lazerus]

I made dinner for my girl.
Shrimp cocktail.
Southwest shrimp.
Filet Mignon.
Sauteed spinach.
and i got some!!!

[TheGMANN]

and some Old English, cause Laz is smooth like his malt liquor

[The Jays]

THATS COLT 45 , NIGGA!

[IrishAlkey]

My dinner made me vomit.

[Black Lazerus]

did you eat out or in?

[Mister Grumpy Gills]

Silera's Snapper snap back at you?

[Galt]

I had dinner with this girl's entire family. I was on all night. I had them all eating out of the palm of my hands. Hell, her mother asked for my email address. I thought they were going to propose for her.

I STILL didn't get laid. She's got some intimacy issues.

On the good news front. A mutual friend called me and told me that my ex from grad school called and asked for my new number. She wouldn't give it to her. Apparently, this girl broke up with that guy; he moved out, and then her dog died.

[Mad]

Maybe her pussy stinks and she's waiting for it to stop stinking.

[drusilla]

Awww I'm all alone on valentines day. I guess I should be used to it, I haven't had a valentine in 2 years. I'll make it up to my vagina next year, I promise.

i was gonna say "whatever" to your post. but then i kept reading & realized that i can not do anything for your vagina.

so it will have to wait til next year.

[Mister Grumpy Gills]

I had dinner with this girl's entire family. I was on all night. I had them all eating out of the palm of my hands. Hell, her mother asked for my email address. I thought they were going to propose for her.

I STILL didn't get laid. She's got some intimacy issues.

On the good news front. A mutual friend called me and told me that my ex from grad school called and asked for my new number. She wouldn't give it to her. Apparently, this girl broke up with that guy; he moved out, and then her dog died.

Intimacy issues? You talk to her therapist?

Maybe she ain't buying what your selling. Drop those damaged goods.

[Black Lazerus]

but she's hotter than any girl he's supposed to get. that is the reason he's sticking in there and she knows it.

[Mad]

She was probably gang raped at some frat party.

[Mister Grumpy Gills]

hes trying to pretend hes in charge and hes the best thing for her but he can't convince her to slip his dick in.



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[Mad]

You should be able to seal the deal after at least three dates.

If you haven't done so, then as Pimp Master Laz says, "damaged goods." Fuck her friends.

[Galt]

three dates is my guidline too.

But I don't have much time to find anything else, and so until I finish this training thing, it's better to get my hands wet than go to bed alone.

[Mad]

What's her major anyway?

Is she one of those naive Catholic girls who believes her "virginity" is a gift to give her husband on "their wedding night"?

[Galt]

nope. She says she's not a virgin. She also says that nothing "bad" happened to her. I'm losing interest. I'll go out with her on the weekends, and waste little time talking to her otherwise. Her major is speech therapy.