Verify your Identity

diceisgod · 03-22-2004, 03:22 PM

Balh blah blah ...words.

I just kissed my biceps.

Splatterpunk · 03-22-2004, 03:28 PM

Luna Wrote:DIG lives in a dark vault, Splatt... he would never be able to find his way to the post office to get some anthrax.

I'll see that he gets some.

:banana:

Luna · 03-22-2004, 03:32 PM

diceisgod Wrote:I just kissed my own dick because nobody else will.

Yeah, yeah.... we know, Diggywiggy. :SMOOOOOCH:

Splatterpunk · 03-22-2004, 03:34 PM

Luna Wrote:
diceisgod Wrote:I just kissed my mother and slid my tongue down her throat because I could, since I was holding her down.

That gene pool's getting pretty shallow.

Luna · 03-22-2004, 03:36 PM

Splatterpunk Wrote:
Luna Wrote:
diceisgod Wrote:I just kissed my mother and slid my tongue down her throat because I could, since I was holding her down.
That gene pool's getting pretty shallow.

I think it's high time for a neuter...

: Confused

naps on surgical gloves::

diceisgod · 03-22-2004, 03:37 PM

Both of you women together couldn't take me.

Luna · 03-22-2004, 03:39 PM

diceisgod Wrote:Both of you women together couldn't take me.

You're right...

We would probably have abdominal pains and sudden episodes of throwing up if you came into view...

Splatterpunk · 03-22-2004, 03:41 PM

Luna Wrote:
Splatterpunk Wrote:
Luna Wrote:
diceisgod Wrote:I just kissed my mother and slid my tongue down her throat because I could, since I was holding her down.
That gene pool's getting pretty shallow.
I think it's high time for a neuter...

:naps on surgical gloves::

Whoops! Too late!

:6:

God, this isn't even a challenge. I'm bored. Back to the big kid's table with me. You comin' Luna?

Send Gonzo & Alkey & Keyser my love! Actually, I send Keyser my panties & a red lace bra. I didn't forget about you, Keyser. You're too smart for these morons, too! Gonzo, Keyser, & Alkey. They sure are nice to play with the dirty, unloved kids, aren't they?

You Alkey & Gonzo need a secret board, Keyser. Good luck with that, yo!

:loveya:

Love,

Splat

P.S. Galt can come to the new secret board I am going to start, and maybe Goatweed can... I'll think about it! :37:

diceisgod · 03-22-2004, 03:41 PM

Your time would be better served else where then piddling around on this board. With everything you do in life ask yourself this question: Is what I'm doing right now going to improve my dick sucking ability? If "no" then move on.

Luna · 03-22-2004, 03:48 PM

Quote:God, this isn't even a challenge. I'm bored. Back to the big kid's table with me. You comin' Luna?

Wait for me... here I come! :loveya:

Keyser Soze · 03-22-2004, 05:17 PM

someones bitter.

Splatterpunk · 03-22-2004, 05:36 PM

I'm horny. Bootie call!

Keyser Soze · 03-22-2004, 05:37 PM

IM me anytime.

Splatterpunk · 03-22-2004, 05:42 PM

EXCELLENT.

Can't wait to get souped up... the mere thought of it soups me up. :banana:

Goatweed · 03-22-2004, 05:47 PM

Quote:and maybe Goatweed can... I'll think about it!

I can hardly wait for your decision...

Splatterpunk · 03-22-2004, 05:49 PM

Goatweed Wrote:
Quote:and maybe Goatweed can... I'll think about it!

I can hardly wait for you decision...

You're approved. :14:

Goatweed · 03-22-2004, 05:52 PM

Splatterpunk Wrote:
Goatweed Wrote:
Quote:and maybe Goatweed can... I'll think about it!

I can hardly wait for you decision...
You're approved. :14:

does that mean you, Luna and I can have a threesome?

Splatterpunk · 03-22-2004, 05:53 PM

I'm good for it! You need to convince Luna now.

Goatweed · 03-22-2004, 05:57 PM

even if she says no, its a 2-1 vote. Majority wins.

Splatterpunk · 03-22-2004, 05:59 PM

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