Goatweed - is a sodomizer

[Splatterpunk]

"know your enemy" ?

wait, we're at war now? what about my threesome?

No, no. This is lighthearted, Goat. You're exempt! 3sum intact!

Have you decided what to wear? Something tight that I can peel off with my teeth, perhaps?

[Luna]

yeah, the bible is only the most widely read publication in history, its impact permeates everyone's day to day life in both language and parable. Smart move ignoring it.

Translates to:

The Bible is the only book that has been force-fed to everyone on the planet as a means of control, coersion, and manipulation to control the masses. It's great for mismanaging a clueless moron's brain.

Do you feel stupid yet, Galt?

[diceisgod]

Pygmes and Aberigones rule the world!

[Splatterpunk]

Biblical context isn't even close to contemporary usage connotations and revisionism.

Do you really want to fuck with a language teacher about syntax, fool? :lol:

For Galt's future reference: there will be times when, in an interest of and with intent to levity [humor], I misapply and misuse common spellings, grammatical constructs, and other tools of the language for humorous impact.

This, to those who recognize the application's intentional misuse, amuses.

You won't notice these, as you've demonstratedm as "sodomizer" was one such case. In the context of misuse, the humor adds a bit of spice. Like salt! You know what salt is?

Don't you feel bad, though! You're still cool, even if I won't suck your little pecker for you. And I'm sure you're just as cute as Keyser.



Well, maybe not.

[diceisgod]

Go smoke a peace pipe.

[Splatterpunk]

Keyser, I'm tired, baby. This is what I'm talkin about. Is that good enough?

I'm gonna add SOUPSOUPAD right now, and then you can make it aalll up to me.

I'll find you later. :loveya:

[Goatweed]

Have you decided what to wear?

people wear clothes when they have sex? I'm not hasidic.

[Splatterpunk]

Do you feel stupid yet, Galt?

He keeps reading the threads and not posting. He must be squirming in his panties!

I'm bored. Let's go violate Goatweed...

[Goatweed]

I feel violtaed already...

[Luna]

Do you feel stupid yet, Galt?

He keeps reading the threads and not posting. He must be squirming in his panties!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

I'm bored. Let's go violate Goatweed...

Count me in... save me a seat! :10:

[Luna]

Pygmes and Aberigones rule the world!

Spelling rules the world, too!

[diceisgod]

I spelled it closer than any Pygme or Aborigone would.

[Splatterpunk]

Have you decided what to wear?

people wear clothes when they have sex? I'm not hasidic.

Goaty, I want you to wear this nice little strawberry-smellin thing for me, ok?

You won't have it on long... :banana:

[Goatweed]

so back to this threesome, which one of you is gonna take the money shot? or are you both gonna sit next to each other and share?

[Splatterpunk]

Do you feel stupid yet, Galt?

He keeps reading the threads and not posting. He must be squirming in his panties!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

I'm bored. Let's go violate Goatweed...

Count me in... save me a seat! :10:

See, this is exactly the kind of thing that could be avoided if some of us here didn't always worry about pushing someone's face in what we perceive to be an error made in ignorance.

Can't we just fuck around here? Everyone knows how smart you guys are. This should be fun.

Look how much I'm gonna get laid. Hell with the rest of you!

Keyser, I've chosen raspberry for my gag-reflex gel... it's said to sizzle a little for the guy, but it'll get hot when I blow on it. Is this ok with you?

I can't wait to see Keyser laid out naked in my bed, with nothing but a sheet over his hips.

[HedCold]

The Bible is the only book that has been force-fed to everyone on the planet as a means of control, coersion, and manipulation to control the masses. It's great for mismanaging a clueless moron's brain.

that sounds like something from some 15 yr olds livejournal

so because some people use/used it for this, its a reason to ignore it? it hasn't had any impact on life over the last thousands of years or anything

[Splatterpunk]

Do you feel stupid yet, Galt?

He keeps reading the threads and not posting. He must be squirming in his panties!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

I'm bored. Let's go violate Goatweed...

Count me in... save me a seat! :10:

See, this is exactly the kind of thing that could be avoided if some of us here didn't always worry about pushing someone's face in what we perceive to be an error made in ignorance.

Can't we just fuck around here? Everyone knows how smart you guys are. This should be fun.

Look how much I'm gonna get laid. Hell with the rest of you!

Keyser, I've chosen raspberry for my gag-reflex gel... it's said to sizzle a little for the guy, but it'll get hot when I blow on it. Is this ok with you?

I can't wait to see Keyser laid out naked in my bed, with nothing but a sheet over his hips.

Do you have any special requests?

Luna, you can have first call. I'm sluttish enough for anything today.

[Luna]

The Bible is the only book that has been force-fed to everyone on the planet as a means of control, coersion, and manipulation to control the masses. It's great for mismanaging a clueless moron's brain.

that sounds like something from some 15 yr olds livejournal

so because some people use/used it for this, its a reason to ignore it? it hasn't had any impact on life over the last thousands of years or anything

When the fuck did CDIH turn into christian radicals?

What in the mother of fuck has been going on around here? :26:

[Splatterpunk]

The Bible is the only book that has been force-fed to everyone on the planet as a means of control, coersion, and manipulation to control the masses. It's great for mismanaging a clueless moron's brain.

that sounds like something from some 15 yr olds livejournal

so because some people use/used it for this, its a reason to ignore it? it hasn't had any impact on life over the last thousands of years or anything

That wasn't her point at all, and I think that's pretty obvious.
What Luna said is true. A lot of people swallow whatever's offered to them and don't question it.

It's the oldest trick in manipulation's book... so to speak.

Read the rest of the tread.

[Goatweed]

wait, so Keyser is in on this too? that's a foursome, I didn't sign on for that sorry.