what I learned at my first day at work

lush · 05-11-2004, 05:06 AM

Well they want you to buy the knives, like Keyser said, but they do this group interview and he picked me out from the bunch. I was not about to spend 129 dollars on shitty knives. Its like working for amway

Keyser Soze · 05-11-2004, 05:08 AM

its a scam

drusilla · 05-11-2004, 05:14 AM

you people have had some wacky ass jobs.

GonzoStyle · 05-11-2004, 12:50 PM

I went to interview for the knife selling thing too when I was in High School. I had to go down to the city for this 2 day seminar. I forget the name of the company but I remember they sprung the fact we have to buy the knives that we'll be using for demonstrations, I got suspicious.

Actually I just showed up cause I read an ad in the paper but didnt know it was for selling knives. Then I spent an hour getting there and had nothing else to do so I stayed.

Then the dude running the seminar opens some book that has no a blank cover and starts reading from it. He says that the training method used by "whatever the name of this knife company was" was the finest training method as voted by some fancy company I forget and blah blah blah.

So I say "wow thats great, can I see the book?" and amazingly the guy said "no"

I just got up and left at that point cause I didn't wanna miss the great TGIF line up on ABC.

Goatweed · 05-11-2004, 01:59 PM

Quote:I didn't wanna miss the great TGIF line up on ABC.

you were a fan of Family Matters, weren't you?

GonzoStyle · 05-12-2004, 12:17 AM

HELL YEAH KID!!!

HedCold · 05-12-2004, 12:22 AM

who didn't love family matters?

GonzoStyle · 05-12-2004, 12:24 AM

Don Mattingly Fans.

Goatweed · 05-12-2004, 12:27 AM

Mattingly rules - did Griffey get hurt yet?

HedCold · 05-12-2004, 12:28 AM

he might as well be with the way hes hitting

GonzoStyle · 05-12-2004, 01:29 AM

Goatweed Wrote:Mattingly rules - did Griffey get hurt yet?

did mattingly have a flashback to the 95 division series?

HollywoodJewMoses · 05-12-2004, 02:22 AM

ahahah cutco.

Goatweed · 05-12-2004, 03:39 AM

GonzoStyle Wrote:
Goatweed Wrote:Mattingly rules - did Griffey get hurt yet?
did mattingly have a flashback to the 95 division series?

fuckin hater!!

Confused

hakes fist:

GonzoStyle · 05-13-2004, 02:25 AM

HedCold Wrote:he might as well be with the way hes hitting

fuck you complaining about, he has 4 home runs, 8 rbi's and 7 runs scored over his last 5 games.

This is his year!!!

HedCold · 05-13-2004, 02:26 AM

yea he just started getting hot, but 2 of homers and 5 of those rbis were in one game

GonzoStyle · 05-13-2004, 02:27 AM

He's en fuckin fuego!!!