The Jesus Factor

[Keyser Soze]

reverse psychology

[drusilla]

i can't wait to see the new mandy moore movie "saved"

i hate bible thumpers so much. it's going to be glorious.

[Keyser Soze]

fuck mandy moore (i would), i want to see macauly

[drusilla]

he's a little too freakish looking for my taste

[Keyser Soze]

i think his acting has promise though

[GonzoStyle]

I think its his eyes more than anything.

[diceisgod]

Jack Van Impe....i think that's his name. The best show ever created. i don't know the name of the show i just know he has this skeletor looking bitch who is like his co-anchor. It is by far the funniest show on tv.

[Sir O]

Bush team checks with loony religious freaks before addressing Gaza situation

The linked article arguably does the tired 'Zionists influence Bush' angle (which is obviously true - Bush is pro-Israel, but that's no conspiracy). Nonetheless, it includes some amusing tidbits about how the US National Security Council seeks the advice of the Apostolic Congress, which isn't actually jewish, but Pentecostal.

This sounds pretty cracked, but it's fairly accurate in terms of both the depiction of the apostolics and their agenda.

Some details:

- The National Security Council's top Middle East aide consults with apocalyptic Christians who form the Apostolic Congress
- They object to an Israel withdrawal, on the grounds that all of Old Testament Israel belongs to the Hebrew people (eh, sure, why not?). Until Israel is intact and David's temple rebuilt, they believe, Christ won't come back to earth. (uh, ok, that's why)
- The Apostolic Congress's representative in Israel claims that "Two of the three nights in my apartment I have been attacked by a hair raising spirit of fear," noting the sublet contained a Harry Potter book; "at this time I am associating it with witchcraft"

[Mad]

The Apostolic Congress's representative in Israel claims that "Two of the three nights in my apartment I have been attacked by a hair raising spirit of fear," noting the sublet contained a Harry Potter book; "at this time I am associating it with witchcraft"

Another mentally ill Jesus freak. I wish they didn't have so many of these freaks in positions of power. Not that I want to see some Pagan Wicca freak doing the same shit with their "God" either.

[GonzoStyle]

or wacko's who think the right to bear arms still applies some 200 years later, to them.

[Mad]

That's my "God" given right, fuck nuts. If you choose to walk the mean streets unarmed that's your problem, not mine.

I was out teaching a friend to shoot and there was a group of black gentlemen doing the same thing. No problems at all. It's called Mutually Assured Destruction, not to mention that they couldn't hit the broad side of a barn either.

[Goatweed]

Mutually Assured Destruction

M.A.D.

I get it! :39:

[GonzoStyle]

That's my "God" given right, fuck nuts. If you choose to walk the mean streets unarmed that's your problem, not mine.

I was out teaching a friend to shoot and there was a group of black gentlemen doing the same thing. No problems at all. It's called Mutually Assured Destruction, not to mention that they couldn't hit the broad side of a barn either.

Yeah I forgot about that part in the bible where after he rested on the 7th day he made guns on the 8th, my bad.

Plus its unfortunate that pussies like you choose to answer an quams with a gun instead of your hands cause man to man you know you'd get fuckin wrecked... fucknuts.

[Galt]

That's why Ricky got killed in Boyz n tha Hood. Because Doughboy was a pussy and couldn't encounter any conflict without flashing a guy.

[GonzoStyle]

Now mads gonna come back and say it was ricky's fault for not carrying a gun.

[Mad]

That's my "God" given right, fuck nuts. If you choose to walk the mean streets unarmed that's your problem, not mine.

I was out teaching a friend to shoot and there was a group of black gentlemen doing the same thing. No problems at all. It's called Mutually Assured Destruction, not to mention that they couldn't hit the broad side of a barn either.

Yeah I forgot about that part in the bible where after he rested on the 7th day he made guns on the 8th, my bad.

Plus its unfortunate that pussies like you choose to answer an quams with a gun instead of your hands cause man to man you know you'd get fuckin wrecked... fucknuts.

Just because I believe in the God given right of self preservation doesn't mean I go around looking for shit.

Be prepared, avoid the avoidable and when your ass in on the line, nut the fuck up.

[GonzoStyle]

A smack in the mouth and you'd drop to your knees like a bitch and cry.

[IrishAlkey]

Because Doughboy was a pussy and couldn't encounter any conflict without flashing a guy.

What gay ass version of that movie did you see?

[GonzoStyle]

Because Doughboy was a pussy and couldn't encounter any conflict without flashing a guy.

What gay ass version of that movie did you see?

He flashed his gun to those homeboys at the compton swap meet, the same ones who killed ricky, they came lookin for doughboy but ended up capping ricky.

[IrishAlkey]

Because Doughboy was a pussy and couldn't encounter any conflict without flashing a guy.