Observations

[Galt]

surrounded depending on how you look at it.

You also have to realize that those people are largely lazy and anything outside of three blocks is too far to go unless they are able to steal a car.

[The Jays]

surrounded depending on how you look at it.

You're right, I tend to look at things like that geographically, how silly of me.

Queens:

Rockaway Beach and Boardwalk- Seven and a half miles on the Atlantic Ocean from Beach 1st Street, Far Rockaway to Beach 149th Street, Neponsit, Queens. The easiest way to get there is to take the A Subway to Rockaway Park.

Staten Island:

South Beach, Midland Beach, Franklin D. Roosevelt Boardwalk- Two and a half miles on Lower New York Bay from Fort Wadsworth to Miller Field, Nwew Dorp. The easiest way to get there is to take the #51 Bus from the ferry terminal.

Wolfe's Pond Beach- On Raritan Bay and Prince's Bay, Holton to Cornelia Aves.

(excludes Great Kills Park, which is a federal beach)


Brooklyn:

Coney Island Beach and Boardwalk- Two and a half miles on the Atlantic Ocean, from West 37th Street to Corbin Place in Brooklyn. The easiest way to get there is to take the B, D, F or N Subway to Coney Island. There tends to be lots of litter on this beach.

Manhattan Beach Park- A quarter of a mile on the Atlantic Ocean, from Ocean Avenue to Mackenzie Street in Brooklyn.

Bronx:

Orchard Beach and Promenade- One and a quarter miles on Long Island Sound in Pelham Bay Park, Bronx. The easiest way to get there is to take the #6 Subway to Pelham Bay Park.

[Galt]

You are arguing as if you think I am serious. What is your damage?

[The Jays]

I'm taking advantage of the opportunity to shamlessly promote the pristine and beautiful brown beaches of the City of New York, and to help the black man locate the nearest one in which to drown at.

[Sweet Angel]

I still wear my high school ring - I paid a nice amount of coin for it, so why not? Plus it looks pretty sweet.

I just checked your profile for your age. If you're really that age, there's no way you should still be wearing a school ring.

I had a friend that always wore his college ring, and I found that so geeky. Wait, your name isn't John, is it?

[The Jays]

College is the four to seven years AFTER high school.

[Sweet Angel]

I realize that. My friend was in his 30s and he graduated college at 22-23. It would be worse to still be wearing a high school ring.

[Goatweed]

I didn't bother getting a college ring - I went to CUNY, you don't get a CUNY ring.

and yes, that is my age - but I still wear it. It looks like a college ring, actually - most people think it is. So much for keeping that a secret, huh?

[Sweet Angel]

Well, whatever makes you happy, right?

On the bright side, you must not have gained significant weight since high school, or the ring wouldn't still fit.

[The Jays]

Maybe he hasn't taken it off yet, and his finger has grown around it, kinda like when a tree grows too close to a chain link fence. He has actually absorbed the ring, and it is now a part of his regular anatomy. You should come out and see it some time, it's freaky.

[Sweet Angel]

That's incentive to make it to an event.

[Goatweed]

I gained a few pounds, but not in my hands I guess.

[The Jays]

big hands, I know you're the one

[Galt]

you're married and you wear a college ring? You might as well be a televangelist with all that jewlery.

But seriously, I've never worn a ring in my life. I'm saving myself.

[The Jays]

reading comprehension. He wears a high school ring.

[Goatweed]

^^^ what he said

[Keyser Soze]

I still wear my high school ring - I paid a nice amount of coin for it, so why not? Plus it looks pretty sweet.

don't take this the wrong way, but you most likely look like a grade A tool wearing it.

[LyricalGomez]

The new Mach 3 razor is very sexy

[Bloody Anus]

I don't understand some public bathrooms. The toilet automatically flushes once you're done, but the sinks don't automatically turn on when you put your hands under the faucet. And vice versa at other places. If the toilet auto flushes, I assume the sink will automatically turn on so I just hold my hands out waiting for the water. Meanwhile someone else turns it on the right way and I end up looking like an idiot.

Whatever happened to Pat Listach?

I have 83 t-shirts, most of which I had in college and some of which I had in high school and earlier.

Call me crazy, but I would much rather spend $7 on a 12-pack and drink alone in the privacy of my own home than spend $3 a drink at a bar and be around people I don't know and don't like.

I was playing single-deck blackjack and got 4 straight aces 4 straight times when I doubled down on 11. And lost all 4 times. What are the odds of that??

I never understood the point of the restaurant scene in Fargo where the Asian guy tells Marge he's in love with her. This has absolutely nothing to do with anything and in no way advances the plot

I'm really getting tired of seeing old people driving convertables. I remember a time (the 80's?) when only hot chicks drove convertables. So naturally that's what I'm expecting when I approach a convertable, only to find some 50-year old dude with a ponytail. Very frustrating.

I had a really bad stomach virus and was shitting and puking nonstop for days. At one point I was on the bowl shitting and had to puke so got up and ran to the sink. Well, doing this caused me to lose control of my ass muscles so I ended up shitting all over the floor while simultaneuosly puking. Though I felt like complete shit, I still realized the hilarity of what had just happened and laughed heartily while continuing to shit and puke.

I was at the hospital with my mom prior to her going in for surgery. The anesthesiologist was briefing us on something important but I wasn't paying any attention because there was a hot chick walking around and I was focused more on her. I didn't even feel bad afterwards, which kind of made me feel bad.

On a similar note, I was in the ER once after a car accident and though I had a severe seatbelt burn on my shoulder, a bloody face and glass still in my hair, I had the presence of mind to acknowledge the fact that my doctor was hot.

Is athlete's foot really as big a problem as these commercials make it out to be?

Queen of the Damned is by far the worst movie I have seen this year.

I've never worn a suit in my life.

Whatever happened to Miles Simon?

I spend more time watching baseball than doing anything else by at least a 10:1 ratio.

[HedCold]

Is athlete's foot really as big a problem as these commercials make it out to be?

it is really annoying if you have it