enjoyable ride home

[HedCold]

so i'm taking the express bus home as usual, and some kid sits next to me. he says hi and i say hi, not really looking at him, then i look at him again to make sure i don't actually know him from somewhere. i guess he took this as a cue to start talking to me more, so the whole ride home he didn't shut up. he asked me a few times if he was bothering me, but what was i going to say, yes? i felt bad, i think he was a little "slow."
one of the things he decides to tell me is that there were fleas in his bed from his cat. why would you tell someone this? the rest of the ride home i was all itchy, and i'm still itchy. i feel so dirty. i think i'm going to take a shower

[Black Lazerus]

Was he wearing a FDNY hat?

[Keyser Soze]

im so glad i dont take mass transit to work anymore.

[HedCold]

Was he wearing a FDNY hat?

it was a "black yankees" hat

and i'm sure i completely missed whatever joke you're making

[Galt]

you should totally jerk off in the shower.

[IrishAlkey]

Did he mention this gay game he plays with his roommate where he leaves little clues around the house?

[Arpikarhu]

hey! you guys are suggesting it was quickstop. i get it!

yes, was it him?

[HedCold]

you should totally jerk off in the shower.

maybe i will


and it wasn't quickstop, unless quickstop is black and sounds like the guy from digital underground

[Arpikarhu]

if he was fat then i am guessing kid a.

[HedCold]

no, he told me he was 165 pounds

[IrishAlkey]

Damn, you guys got into details.

[Black Lazerus]

What skinny kid tupac?

[IrishAlkey]

What?

[Black Lazerus]

Tupac's Biography

Tupac Amaru Shakur, 16 June 1971, Brooklyn, New York City, New York, USA, d. 13 September 1996, Las Vegas, Nevada, USA. The controversy-laced gangsta rapper "2Pac" was the son of two Black Panther members, and his mother was actually pregnant with her son while being held in a New York at the Baltimore School Of Arts, before he moved to Marin City, California with his family and began hustling on the streets. His first appearance on the hip-hop scene came with a brief spell as part of Digital Underground, but it was with his 1991 debut 2Pacalypse Now that he announced himself as one of rap's newest talents, while gaining censure from various quarters for the album's explicit lyrical content. He gained his first crossover success in July 1993 with "I Get Around". The platinum-selling album which housed it, Strictly 4 My N.I.G.G.A.Z. ... offered a rare degree of insight, with glints of wisdom like "Last Wordz" - "United we stand, divided we fall, they can shoot one nigga, but they can't shoot us all". To further his views he ran the Underground Railroad network for troubled teenagers in his native Oakland, California.

[Keyser Soze]

shock g?

[IrishAlkey]

Yes, I know who Tupac is, smoke face.

[HedCold]

do the hump. do the humpty hump

[Black Lazerus]

His name is Humpty, pronounced with an umpty.

[Keyser Soze]

money b?

[Arpikarhu]

is that like a spelling bee?