Arpi, what the fuck do you do all day in bumfuk,NJ

[The Sleeper]

??

[diceisgod]

Fuck bums?

[The Sleeper]

has he learned to drive yet?

[Arpikarhu]

i have my license and now own 2 cars. 1 is a minivan and the other is my new favorite possession in the world. i have been remodeling my basement and laying in a new lawn. tonight i am watching the yankees game and measuring my dining room wall cause on monday i am cutting a hole in the side of the house and installing french doors. they will lead out to the deck i am building when i get back from frisco.

now i know you are gonna want to know what the make and model of my new car is but i am not sure i am ready for the mocking of my baby that i am sure willl ensue so i will let you guess.

[The Sleeper]

I have no idea about cars so I won't venture to guess but I am dissapointed that a lifelong bohemian cokehead hipster has sold out and become a typical suburbanite. Next year you will find jesus.

[diceisgod]

Arpi owns a minivan! HA!! What color soccer ball sticker does it sport?

[HollywoodJewMoses]

ahahahhaha a minivan!

[The Sleeper]

I bet he found the safest one to get according to Consumer Reports

[diceisgod]

Bohemian to soccer mom. At least the hippies turned into ruthless corporate theives.

[Keyser Soze]

if he finds his second vehicle to be more embarrasing than a minivan, i can't even imagine what it is.

[Arpikarhu]

the minivan is great for hauling shit from home depot and groceries. it is very suburban lame but also useful.

I am dissapointed that a lifelong bohemian cokehead hipster has sold out and become a typical suburbanite

dont worry little buddy, i have already pissed off the neighbors with some drunken barbecues and my late night electric guitar jams.

[The Sleeper]

So how much total $$ have you spent at Bed, Bath & Beyond so far?

[Arpikarhu]

if he finds his second vehicle to be more embarrasing than a minivan, i can't even imagine what it is.

i dont find it embarrasing, i love it! some people though have chosen to mock my choice of car.

[Arpikarhu]

So how much total $$ have you spent at Bed, Bath & Beyond so far?

me personally, not a cent.



car hint: its a ragtop

[HollywoodJewMoses]

miata or cabrio

[Arpikarhu]

nope

[Mad]

A New Beetle Turbo Rag top.

[HollywoodJewMoses]

mustang

[Sir O]

PT Cruiser

[diceisgod]

Arpi's a treehugger so i bet it's one of those hybrid electric cars.