Say you find a dead body in the woods...

[Danked]

you're walking along, enjoying nature for what it is, and you find a dead body in the middle of nowhere?

I'd have to poke it with a stick. In the ribs, then once in the eye. Just to make sure it was dead.

[Hawt Baux]

I might kick a rock at it once or twice, then leave and call the cops when i got home.

[Goatweed]

I'd check it's wallet for any available cash.

[Mad]

Would she still be warm?

[Hawt Baux]

But then your prints would be on the body.

You would become suspect.

[Danked]

I didn't even consider the wallet aspect.

If they find your prints on it, you were checking for ID!

[Black Lazerus]

But then your prints would be on the body.

You would become suspect.

you could always say you took it so that you could tell the police that you found " john smith" dead in the woods. and btw if you find a dead person anywhere you are going to be a suspect.

[Hawt Baux]

Touche.

Do you also take any jewelery/accessories?

[Danked]

No jewelery.

But I do need new sneakers.

[Hawt Baux]

You can sell it to buy new sneakers!

[Goatweed]

if the watch is nice, I'd take it - you can always use a nice watch.

[Black Lazerus]

Touche.

Do you also take any jewelery/accessories?

not if you plan to tell the police about the body, if not take it all but wear gloves

[TheGMANN]

Were you smoking and watching Stand By Me ???

[Mad]

You have to watch all the footprints too. Those CSI guys love that shit.

[Black Lazerus]

danked would invite friends and they would make a body bong.

[Danked]

Oh man! I picked up a stick at the crime scene!

[JimmyBlueEyes]

Hollow out the Skull, use the ear to toke off of. Good times had by all.

[Hawt Baux]

This is bcoming too complicated for it's worth.

Just take the money, maybe rip off a necklace and skidaddle.

[Mad]

Do you skull fuck it before or after?

[Goatweed]

both