Car for sale.

Keyser Soze · 07-16-2005, 07:28 PM

I'm selling my commuter car, which I used to drive back and forth to work for the past 2 years. Its nothing special but it runs and will get you where you need to go.

Silver 1994 Hyundai Excel
135,000 miles

Exterior defects: dented hood, cracked windshield.
Interior defects: basic wear and tear

AM/FM CD Radio

I'm only looking for a couple hundred bucks for it.

If anyone is interested, drop me an AIM at SoupSoupAD or email me at [email protected]

I'll try and post some pictures soon.

HollywoodJewMoses · 07-16-2005, 08:14 PM

DID YOU HEAR ABOUT TRAVIS HENRY?!!?

Galt · 07-16-2005, 08:21 PM

What an efficient method this is.

"hey, I know a place where I can post on a website with at least 7 unique visitors daily! That's a good place to sell this!"

You might as well have posted a note on your apartment window.

Keyser Soze · 07-16-2005, 08:28 PM

i'm this close to donating it to charity. im not really interested in putting much effort into selling it.

The Sleeper · 07-16-2005, 08:30 PM

donate it to the "Sleeper needs to learn how to drive again" charity

The Jays · 07-16-2005, 08:34 PM

Yeah, give Sleeper a car. You can even make up some sham CDIH Award and have him win it as a prize.

Galt · 07-16-2005, 08:43 PM

DO I SENSE A CIRCLE JERK COMPETITION???

The Sleeper · 07-16-2005, 08:44 PM

how about i get it as a lifetime achievement award since i've never won poster of the year. i can be like scorsese.

Keyser Soze · 07-16-2005, 10:11 PM

sleeper can have the car if he promises to never bitch to me about it.

Galt · 07-16-2005, 10:32 PM

and what happens if he ever bitches about it?

Mad · 07-17-2005, 12:02 AM

The car would then self destruct.

The Sleeper · 07-17-2005, 12:31 AM

deal!

diceisgod · 07-17-2005, 12:41 AM

Now..GIVE HIM THE FUCKIN KEYS YA FUCKIN COCKSUCKAH!!

I just wanted to work that in.

Goatweed · 07-17-2005, 02:22 AM

another fine piece of cinematography.

I hear Spacey's set to do the sequel - but does it really need one?

GonzoStyle · 07-17-2005, 06:14 PM

am AND fm stereo? Both!!!

Sold!!!

TheGMANN · 07-17-2005, 07:21 PM

Give Sleeper the car this way he can drive me around.

I need a new chauffer.

Keyser Soze · 07-18-2005, 02:30 PM

someone from this board already made me an offer.

The Sleeper · 07-18-2005, 02:47 PM

backstabber! out thyself!!

Keyser Soze · 07-18-2005, 02:56 PM

feel free to make your own offer, sir.

Black Lazerus · 07-18-2005, 02:59 PM

The Sleeper Wrote:backstabber! out thyself!!

:p