yesterday, i worked til i threw up

[diceisgod]

it was hot as balls and I had to move to my new apartment. I made sure to keep drinking water all day but at the end of the day after about 10 hours and three truckloads, i finally got home to relax, took a shower and ordered a pizza. So I laid down on the couch until the pizza guy knocks on the door and wakes me up. So I grabbed a couple of slices. And before i could to sit down and eat I felt like something was gonna come up. So i ran to the ktichen sink and puked my guts up. I pulled myself together and I found that I was still hungry. So I sat and ate three slices and went to sleep.

It was weird. I wonder if the fact I was doing herion all day had anything to do with it.

[Danked]

Oh man, maybe you ODed on water.

That stuff will kill you in excess.

[Galt]

I can't wait until your arm gets cut off and you have to do double anal in front of a crowd of stockbrokers

[diceisgod]

i don't understand

[Galt]

Have you gotten your red dress for the game show yet?

[diceisgod]

keep talking in riddles and i'll punch you in the face

[Galt]

MARLON WAYANS!!!!! MARLON WAYANS!!!!!

[Goatweed]

I get jokes.

[GonzoStyle]

Purple in the morning, blue in the afternoon, and orange in the evening. Just like that, one, two, three, four.

[Galt]

That's the problem with you New York dope fiends. You've got a rotten attitude

[Mad]

Puking and then stopping work? What a fag, get back on that horse and ride that bitch for all she's worth.

[GonzoStyle]

mad works off the titles he doesn't like reading the actual posts.

[Mad]

Like they make any sense to someone who fell off a horse.

[Goatweed]

who reads actual posts around here?

[The Jays]

I've learned to no longer see posts in sentances, instead, I just look at the words, and arrange them inside my head until every post seems funny.

[GonzoStyle]

hahaha jays said he likes the cock.

[The Jays]

No red meat! No refined sugar!