and so the end is near, and now we face.....

[Galt]

But I did bang a Scores stripper last weekend

[Suzie]

you're really cool!!!

[Galt]

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[Arpikarhu]

she probably shares an apartment with a certain redhead

[Galt]

Doubtful. First, I think the redhead lived in Vegas (or at least AC). Second, Scores chicks make a ton of money and probably don't need to share their apartments.

[The Sleeper]

TELL EM FRED

[Arpikarhu]

the redhead was imaginary, much like this scores chick

[The Jays]

I'm gonna imagine me some women.

[Galt]

I'm going out with the imaginary girl before she goes to work tonight and strips for real people.

[diceisgod]

how much for a handy or a blowjob?

[Galt]

that back and forth with Suzie was in the other thread about the Spike Lee movie

[diceisgod]

<span style='font-size:15pt;line-height:100%'>BOOM!</span>

[Keyser Soze]

arpi never got over that luscious redhead.

[Galt]

update to make me look bad and pathetic!

Not only did I call the girl twice with no unreturned phone calls, I send her an unprecedented and pathetic third contact (via text message)
We had three separate "dates" lined up for Thursday, Saturday, and Sunday, and she cancelled all three (by sending text messages, no less. not even a phone call)
It turns out that not only is she a stripper at Scores, but according to those in the know, she has not been above accepting money for sex in the past.

So, not only did I bang a hooker condomless, I got blown off by her.

[HedCold]

did you wait 2 days to call?

[Galt]

Dropped her off Sunday. Called Wednesday. Called Saturday. Text Message Monday. Then traded messages all last week. Called Saturday. Last text message sent: 4 AM Saturday. Last received. Sunday @ 2 PM.

So at least I wasn't the last one to contact.

[HedCold]

at least now you have more time to play madden

[Galt]

I don't even have a playstation

[GonzoStyle]

I guess efficient sex may not be a good thing

[Galt]

yeah, that's what I'm thinking.