I lied

Galt · 08-30-2005, 03:34 AM

I told my boss that I had to leave work early to "help my sister with something", when in reality I had my fantasy football draft.

TheGMANN · 08-30-2005, 03:39 AM

Hey...you did what you had to do.

I had the same uncle die 3 times, 3 different jobs, to get off work. First time it was for real, and the story was so good I decided to use it as a keeper just incase.

fbd · 08-30-2005, 03:56 AM

that should be a legitimate reason to skip work, damnit

HedCold · 08-30-2005, 04:03 AM

how's your team?

Galt · 08-30-2005, 04:22 AM

pretty good I think

14 teams
1 point per reception
25 yards per passing point
10 yards per rushing/receiving

QB: Hasselbeck
WR: Javon Walker (41st pick!), Darrell Jackson
RB: Dom Davis, Kevin Jones
TE: Shockey
WR/RB: TJ Huzamandech
D: Pitt
K: Janikowski
Bench: Willie Parker, Antonio Bryant, Aaron Brooks, and a bunch of backup RBs

Mad · 08-30-2005, 04:49 AM

No surprise that you lied. It's usually second nature to people like you.

Arpikarhu · 08-30-2005, 05:31 AM

he has proven that here many times

Gooch · 08-30-2005, 01:44 PM

oh, the irony. i'd trust galt over your twisted reality any day.

Galt · 08-30-2005, 01:59 PM

Arpikarhu · 08-30-2005, 03:46 PM

Gooch Wrote:oh, the irony. i'd trust galt over your twisted reality any day.

thats because you have been fooled by his lies. your soft headedness has never been in question.

Keyser Soze · 08-30-2005, 04:25 PM

you have a pretty solid team for a 14 team league, but i think you can do better than TJ at your flex position.

Galt · 08-30-2005, 04:41 PM

league counts receptions, so TJ is pretty damn good.

Thought I'm starting Parker for the first few weeks

diceisgod · 08-30-2005, 07:05 PM

How many rounds was the 14 man league draft? I know i want to shoot myself half way through a 10 or 12 round one.

Galt · 08-30-2005, 07:12 PM

16 rounds. Took 2 hours. It was so horribly painful.

However, since I was picking on the end, I could just make my pick and walk away from the computer for 10-15 minutes at a time.

diceisgod · 08-30-2005, 07:20 PM

live drafts are worse because you get to look at the stupid faces of the one or two dicks who take 10 minutes to make a pick

Suzie · 08-30-2005, 07:37 PM

Two hours?? Jeez, my 10-team draft is tonight and I set my hair apptmt for an hour and a half later. Now IO'm worried I won't be done in time.

Galt · 08-30-2005, 08:22 PM

2 hours = 120 minutes
Z = Rounds of Suzie's draft

14*16 = x = # of picks in Galt's draft
120/x = y = minutes per pick in Galt's draft
y*10z = approximate minutes of Suzie's draft

Plan accordingly

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Keyser Soze · 08-31-2005, 04:29 AM

live drafts are way more fun. we verbally abuse people who dont pick quickly.

crx girl · 08-31-2005, 07:50 AM

next 2 nights i'm waiting on draft parties. tomorrow's a prepaid open bar, i'm so looking forward to abusing them all.

my job rocks

Arpikarhu · 08-31-2005, 06:47 PM

just keep repeating that to yourself