does your local pizza place accept credit cards?

[Jack]

Semen looks like snot. It's gross.

My debit card saves me money. Back the fuck off.

[Goatweed]

you should cum on your money, then you wont want to see it, much less hold it - thus, you'lll save it.

[Jack]

Thats a good idea, except I would then have to throw it away cause once it dried and the color went away.. the bills would stick together and they would be useless.

I'll just use my debit card. Much easier.

[Goatweed]

fine.

[GonzoStyle]

what do you do if the debit machine is out of service, it happens. I'll tell you what, you look like even more of a fuckin chump cause you don't even have 3 fuckin dollars in your pocket and are now a bigger loser, if thats possible.

[lush]

There is more than one ATM machine in the US, or else Alkey would be out of a job.

[GonzoStyle]

I meant the debit machine in the place you're making your stupid 2 dollar purchase at.

[Goatweed]

if the one they let customers use is OOO, they usually have their own behind the counter that they use, and they swipe it for me. I dont remember that ever happening though.

[GonzoStyle]

you're still a cock

[Goatweed]

I love you too, pookie <3

(even tho you stole my girl)

[GonzoStyle]

I saw her first, I stole nothin!

[Goatweed]

theif!!!!!

[GonzoStyle]

fuckin woman hog, you got a good woman already, quit blockin the cock with your greed, goat mcduck.

[Goatweed]

I needs me a board mistress though.

[GonzoStyle]

make danked your prag, he'll suck you off for a dime bag apparently.

[Goatweed]

I thought Trish was into sex-for-drugs relations?

[Keyser Soze]

dont you have enough board mistresses on opieanthony.net?

[Goatweed]

not a one.

[GonzoStyle]

is it true you have like 9,000 posts there you fuckin adulterer?

[Keyser Soze]

he is soooooo JGNYC and av8er's bitch.

av8er!!!!!!!!!!!