does anyone on this board have a legit beef w/ me

Black Lazerus · 10-12-2005, 02:50 AM

Considering her past choices, Yes.

GonzoStyle · 10-12-2005, 02:51 AM

tell us more of these "past choices"

lush · 10-12-2005, 02:51 AM

If I were desparate for dick, I would have gotten some.

GonzoStyle · 10-12-2005, 02:52 AM

thats not what I heard!

lush · 10-12-2005, 02:57 AM

You are just another man scorned by me...and I mean that in a loving way.

GonzoStyle · 10-12-2005, 02:58 AM

you can scorn me anytime, I just love gossip, I am so out of the loop anyway since I refused to leave my couch 2 years ago.

drusilla · 10-12-2005, 03:00 AM

she's just super picky, that's all

GonzoStyle · 10-12-2005, 03:01 AM

you know who else was picky? Hitler.

lush · 10-12-2005, 03:03 AM

We have a lot in common, we are both austrian and at one time vegetarians.

Black Lazerus · 10-12-2005, 03:03 AM

drusilla Wrote:she's just super picky, that's all

about?
Yeah she could get some dick if she wanted it but she is bitter.

lush · 10-12-2005, 03:06 AM

Eh whatever. I'm done with you.

Black Lazerus · 10-12-2005, 03:07 AM

lush Wrote:Eh whatever. I'm done with you.

I am joking you know I still love you.

drusilla · 10-12-2005, 03:07 AM

no no, it just has to be the right dick. she could have gotten just any dick like back in her old whorin' days

GonzoStyle · 10-12-2005, 03:08 AM

what is she a born again now?

lush · 10-12-2005, 03:10 AM

I'm waiting for my doctor

GonzoStyle · 10-12-2005, 03:12 AM

for results before you start fucking again?

Black Lazerus · 10-12-2005, 03:13 AM

GonzoStyle Wrote:what is she a born again now?

You know how chicks bang all those guys when they are young, then when some poor sap comes along when they are all used up and bitter. They make him wait because they want it to be special. then the guy leaves because he doesn't have time for this bullshit and the cycle repeats until that one guy waits now with a more bitter woman than ever. see Eddie Murphy raw for the rest of this story.

lush · 10-12-2005, 03:13 AM

Oh, I meant to fuck a doctor, it's a poor jew girl's fantasy.

diceisgod · 10-12-2005, 03:14 AM

Then she shits in the bathtub and pretends it's a big brown shark?

Gooch · 10-12-2005, 03:14 AM

b/c they are too cheap and lazy to go to the OB GYN