Farts are funny

GonzoStyle · 10-28-2005, 08:20 PM

you're so preoccupied with the fart itself, the fart has nothing to do with it. The fart itself has nothing to do with it, it's your emotional relationship with your loved one and how you feel about them at a point where you are comfortable enough to let go. I think it's more personal even than crying in front of your woman. Same thing, its not the crying in itself, its being able to emotionall and physically open up.

and nothing is more private, emotional or physical as a fart.

Keyser Soze · 10-28-2005, 08:26 PM

you are a twisted person.

Arpikarhu · 10-28-2005, 08:28 PM

i agree with gonzo except for the emotional part. i have never had a strong emotion that arose due to a fart. unless you count laughter.

drusilla · 10-28-2005, 08:33 PM

the conversation had nothing to do with her farting. it was all about the fact that you wouldn't do it in front of her. this is all about guy farts. they are inevitable. it sucks that you try to hide it.

GonzoStyle · 10-28-2005, 08:33 PM

not the emotion of the fart, the emotional bond you have with your loved one. Too much emphasis on the fart itself.

Though keyser finds that farting in front of his woman would be disrespectful to her, he has no problem giving her a facial or fucking her in the ass.

Arpikarhu · 10-28-2005, 08:36 PM

so what you are saying is that keyser doesnt mind demeaning his woman as long as he is getting his rocks off, otherwise she is to be kept cloistered from his inner being?

Keyser Soze · 10-28-2005, 08:38 PM

ive never given her a facial, i wouldnt unless she asked and since when is anal sex demeaning?

Arpikarhu · 10-28-2005, 08:39 PM

Keyser Soze Wrote:since when is anal sex demeaning?

why dont you ask some of your TS friends?

Keyser Soze · 10-28-2005, 08:40 PM

Quote:the conversation had nothing to do with her farting. it was all about the fact that you wouldn't do it in front of her. this is all about guy farts. they are inevitable. it sucks that you try to hide it.

sexist!

drusilla · 10-28-2005, 08:42 PM

i still laugh whenever jorge farts. for some reasons the real stinky ones just crack me up.

HedCold · 10-28-2005, 08:46 PM

i like to fart under the covers then put the covers over her head.

GonzoStyle · 10-28-2005, 08:47 PM

Arpikarhu Wrote:
Keyser Soze Wrote:since when is anal sex demeaning?
why dont you ask some of your TS friends?

arpi actually made a funny.

Arpikarhu · 10-28-2005, 09:15 PM

HedCold Wrote:i like to fart under the covers then put the covers over her head.

the dutch oven maneuver. the most dreaded and yet funniest of all fart tortures.

HollywoodJewMoses · 10-28-2005, 09:26 PM

its true, its a great thing to do.

GonzoStyle · 10-28-2005, 10:07 PM

It's disrespectful, unlike cumming on your girlfriends face and telling her to go clean her stupid fuckin piehole.

diceisgod · 10-28-2005, 10:54 PM

This is deep. So Keyser is a horrible person because he won't fart in front of his girlfriend.

Thread of the year

Arpikarhu · 10-28-2005, 11:32 PM

he wont share is inner self. that isnt horrible. its sad.

HollywoodJewMoses · 10-29-2005, 12:00 AM

agreed

diceisgod · 10-29-2005, 12:05 AM

he got off easier in life than Sulu

HedCold · 10-29-2005, 04:24 AM

i'm currently eating white castle. that dutch oven will be baking tonight