Maynard's musical monstrosity - The last great music game

Bondgirl · 02-21-2002, 06:23 PM

Girls Girls Girls
Motley Crue

Friday night and I need a fight
My motorcycle and a switchblade knife
Handful of grease in my hair feels right
But what I need to get me tight are

Girls, Girls, Girls
Long legs and burgundy lips
Girls,
Dancin' down on the Sunset Strip
Girls
Red lips, fingertips

Trick or treat--sweet to eat
On Halloween and New Year's Eve
Yankee girls ya just can't be beat
But you're the best when you're off their feet

Girls, Girls, Girls
At the dollhouse in Ft. Lauderdale
Girls, Girls, Girls
Rocking in Atlanta at Tattletails
Girls, Girls, Girls
Raising hell at the 7th Veil

Maynard · 02-21-2002, 06:27 PM

OK, even though you skipped my last song. Sad

I'll reply to yours. :p

<center>Get Naked
Methods Of Mayhem

Tommy Lee:
Seventy seven million dollars made
From watchin' me cum under the sun
On my vacation (after hours on Spectravision) shootin'
My jizzy jizzum the woody
Has rissy rizen I ain't gettin'
Paid to entertain your birthday showers
Rockin my porno tapefor hours n hours
Clitoris's are fearin me it's bigger than Ron Jeremy

Fred Durst:
Cause it's them ass cheeks that meake my ass weak
And I've been runnin' with the blueballs since last week
And if you ask me I'll be glad to speak until we get butt naked
And break it down with NASTY!

Lil Kim & Tommy Lee (Chorus):
Get Get Naked
Come on baby make it hot(Get Get Naked)
Ride the cock till you hit the spot
Get Get Naked
Come on baby make it hot(Get Naked)
Ride the cock till you hit the spot

George Clinton:
Roof roof
Doin' it dogy style
Bowwowwowyippyyoyippyyay
Bowwowwowyippyyoyippyyay
Bowwowwowyippyyoyippyyay
Bowwowwowyippyyoyippyyay

Tilo:
The little Geisha ho from tokyo aho said she
Could blow ten dollas love me long time in a limo
For really doh
I'm just try in to fly with the flows freak up some hoes
Blow up the showsmake a little dough-ho I
As if you didn't know back to the stripclub freakin' up some ho-ho's
Swingin' my dingaling it ain't no thing

Tommy Lee & Tilo:
It's those intergalatic ho's who come down in those
Space probes five green hienas
Representin with no clothes
Mix Master Mike, Mix Master Mike
Makin' the pussy tight
No jimmy no gimme no lust
In the Methods of Mayhem we trust!
Its a must so rip off yer clothes and expose yer BUST!

Fred Durst:
Cause it's them ass cheeks that meake my ass weak
And I've been runnin' with the blueballs since last week
And if you ask me I'll be glad to speak until we get butt naked
And break it down with NASTY!

Chorus

You only Love me when you want punanny

Lil Kim:
Queen bitch red lipstick
The all black harlot call me black Barbie
Fuck a blow job it's a motherfuckin' hobbie
Under 7 inches uhh sorry
Minute men I can't fuck wit them
I like to ride the cock till you hit the spot
Uhh come on baby make it hot
Got a convertable drop the top
Before we do a thing I want the diamonds and the rings
The furs the minks the jewels the links
You know I'm freaky so ya got to eat me and uh
I know you hate it but uh
GET NAKED!

Lil Kim & Tommy Lee:
You ain't lickin' this
You ain't stickin' this we don't want the dick

Fuck the cunt games you girls can't complain
And I ain't leavin' til you're sleepin on the cum stains

Chorus </center>

BeckyDC · 02-21-2002, 06:31 PM

Anger Management
Methods of Mayhem

I DON'T DENY I'M IN THE PUBLIC EYE SEEMS LIKE 24/7 BEING WATCHED BY A SPY MAKES ME WONDER WHY THEY DON'T LIVE THEIR OWN LIVES. THEY'RE NOT NEWS REPORTERS - THEY'RE FULL OF BULLSHIT N LIES LEAVE THEM ALONE THEIR CAMERA WILL BE THEIR DEMISE I CAN READ BETWEEN THE LINES THEY MAKE UP SHIT BECAUSE THERE'S NO SHIT TO FIND I'M UNDER A MICROSCOPE DIRECTLY GO TO PRISON IF I TAKE A TOKE PEOPLE ASK ME FOR ANSWERS AS IF I WAS THE POPE I'M MY OWN SPIRITUAL LEADER ON THIS EMOTIONAL TEETER TOTTER MY SENSES ARE GETTING HOTTER

ARE YOU TESTIN ME?
GET THE FUCK BACK PUNK
GET THE FUCK BACK BACK
WHY YOU TESTIN ME?
GET THE FUCK BACK PUNK
GET THE FUCK BACK BACK

NOW I SEE WHAT'S ON THE REAL THE PUBLIC CRAVES DRAMA LIKE A PIG THAT SQUEALS THEY WATCHED ME IN COURT TESTIFYIN TO A FUCKED UP CHARGE I WAS DROWNING MYSELF IN MY OWN TEARS OF MY BOYS GROWIN UP IN THEIR EARLY YEARS WITHOUT THEIR FATHER NEAR AINT NO WAY I'M GONNA DISAPPEAR CAN YOU HEAR FREEDOM CAN BE TAKEN FROM YOU AT ANY TIME SO YOU BETTER THINK TWICE BEFORE YOU PAY THE PRICE - PAY THE PRICE

ARE YOU TESTIN ME?
GET THE FUCK BACK PUNK
GET THE FUCK BACK BACK
WHY YOU TESTIN ME?
GET THE FUCK BACK PUNK
GET THE FUCK BACK

NO ONE CAN CONDEMN
NO ONE CAN CONDEMN
FITTIN TO GO RICTOR
GONNA GET SICKA
THAT'S FOR SURE WE'RE BUMPIN UP THE TEMPERATURE
WE'RE BLOWIN UP THE AREA
GONNA SCARE YOU
WE'RE METHODS OF MAYHEM
NO ONE CAN CONDEMN!

Maynard · 02-21-2002, 06:33 PM

Anger Management

BeckyDC · 02-21-2002, 06:36 PM

That's not a tune

Bondgirl · 02-21-2002, 06:42 PM

You guys are rooning it..can we please get back to the game?????

Righteous and The Wicked
Red Hot Chili Peppers

I can't rest in war
Will you be my friend
Dark ages never change
I can't comprehend

Kiss me we self destruct
Can you hear me lord
Yes I think we're fucked
But I can't rest in war

(chorus)
The righteous and the wicked
War and peace
The killing fist
Of the human beast
P.O.P.
Prodigies of peace
Hear me when I'm calling you
From my knees
I am playing for a better day

Holy Mother Earth
Crying into space
Tears on her pretty face
For she has been raped

Killing your future blood
Fill her with disease
Global abortion please
That is what she needs

(chorus)

Are we fire flies
Flashing in the night
Big thunder rumble fish
Did you get it right

Headstrong battlesong
Exploding souls be gone
Marvin Gaye my love
Where did we go wrong

BeckyDC · 02-21-2002, 06:45 PM

Unchained Melody
Righteous Brothers

Oh, my love, my darling,
I´ve hungered for your touch a long, lonely time,
Time goes by so slowly and time can do so much.
Are you still mine?
I need your love, I need your love, God speed your love to me.

Lonely rivers flow to the sea, to the sea
To the open arms of the sea
Lonely rivers sigh, ´Wait for me, wait for me´
´I´ll be coming home, wait for me!´

(instrumental interlude)

Are you still mine?
I need your love, I need your love, God speed your love to me

Maynard · 02-21-2002, 06:45 PM

This thread was instantly rooned when Weird Al was posted. :p

<center>WHY DON'T YOU LOVE ME
RHCP

Why don't you love me like you used to do?
How come you treat me like a worn out shue
My hair's still curly and my eyes are still blue
So why don't you love me like you used to do?

Why don't you spot me like you used to do?
When you whisper sweet nothings like you used to do
I'm the same old trouble that you've always been through
So why don't you love me like you used to do?

Why don't you be the way you used to be?
How come you fight so many fights with me
Somebody changed, so lemme give you a clue
Why don't you love me like you used to do?

Why don't you say the things you used to say?
How come you treat me like a piece of clay
My hair's still curly and my eyes are still blue
So why don't you love me like you used to do?

You can't keep a lovin' and a huggin' and a kissin' and I don't know why...
We don't get near or further closer land of country mouths

I don't love like a huggin' and a kissin' and I don't know why...
We don't get near or further closer land of country mouths
Take the ball...

Why don't you love me like you used to do?
How come you treat me like a worn out shue
My hair's still curly and my eyes are still blue
So why don't you love me like you used to do?

Why don't you spot me like you used to do?
When you whisper sweet nothings like you used to do
I'm the same old trouble that you've always been through
So why don't you love me like you used to do?

Why don't you be the way you used to be?
How come you fight so many fights with me
Somebody changed, so lemme give you a clue
Why don't you love me like you used to do?

Why don't you say the things you used to say?
How come you treat me like a piece of clay
My hair's still curly and my eyes are still blue
So why don't you love me like you used to do?

You can't keep a lovin' and a huggin' and a kissin' and I don't know why...
We don't get near or further closer land of country mouths

I don't love like a huggin' and a kissin' and I don't know why...
</center>

BeckyDC · 02-21-2002, 06:48 PM

BITE me.. :fuckoff:

This Love
Pantera

If ever words were spoken
Painful and untrue
I said I loved but I lied
In my life
All I wanted
Was the keeping
Of someone like you
As it turns out
Deeper within me
Love was twisted and pointed at you

Never ending pain, quickly ending life --

(Chorus) You keep this love, thing, child, toy
You keep this love, fist, scar, break
You keep this love

I'd been the tempting one
Stole her from herself
This gift in pain
Her pain was life
And sometimes I feel so sorry
I regret this the hurting of you
But you make me so unhappy
I'd take my life and leave love with you

I'd kill myself for you, I'd kill you for myself --

(Chorus)

No more head trips

Bondgirl · 02-21-2002, 06:53 PM

You're Crazy
GnR

I been lookin' for a trace
Lookin' for a heart
Lookin' for a lover in a world
that's much too dark
You don't want my love
You want satisfaction
You don't need my love
You gotta find yourself another
Piece of the action, yeah

Said where you goin'
What you gonna do
I been lookin' everywhere
I been lookin' for you

You don't want my love
You want satisfaction
You don't need my love
You gotta find yourself another
Piece of the action
'Cause you're crazy
You're fuckin' crazy
Ya know you're crazy
I said you're crazy

Say boy where ya comin' from
Where'd ya get that point of view
When I was younger
Said I knew someone like you
And they said

You don't want my love
You want satisfaction
You don't need my love
You gotta find yourself another
Piece of the action
'Cause you're crazy
You're fuckin' crazy
Ya know you're crazy
I said you're crazy
Ooh you're crazy
You know you're crazy
Well you're crazy
You know you're crazy

You know you are
Bring it down
You're fuckin' crazy

--

Maynard · 02-21-2002, 06:55 PM

<center>My Michelle
GnR

Your daddy works in porno
Now that mommy's not around
She used to love her heroin
But now she's underground
So you stay out late at night
And you do your coke for free
Drivin' your friends crazy
With your life's insanity

Well, well, well you just can't tell
Well, well, well my Michelle
' all your wild oats
In another's luxuries
Yesterday was Tuesday
Maybe Thursday you can sleep
But school starts much too early
And this hotel wasn't free
So party till your connection call
Honey I'll return the key

Well, well, well you just can't tell
Well, well, well my Michelle
Well, well, well you never can tell
Well, well, well my Michelle

Everyone needs love
You know that it's true
Someday you'll find someone
That'll fall in love with you
But oh the time it takes
When you're all alone
Someday you'll find someone
That you can call your own
But till then ya better...

Now you're clean
And so discreet
I won't say a word
But most of all this song is true
Case you haven't heard
So c'mon and stop your cryin'
'Cause we both know money burns
Honey don't stop tryin;
An you'll get what you deserve

Well, well, well you just can't tell
Well, well, well my Michelle
Well, well, well you never can tell
Well, well, well my Michelle</center>

BeckyDC · 02-21-2002, 06:57 PM

Sweet Child O' Mine
GnR

She's got a smile that it seems to me
Reminds me of childhood memories
Where everything
Was as fresh as the bright blue sky
Now and then when I see her face
She takes me away to that
special place
And if I stared too long
I'd probably break down and cry

Sweet child o' mine
Sweet love of mine

She's got eyes of the bluest skies
As if they thought of rain
I hate to look into those eyes
And see an ounce of pain
Her hair reminds me
of a warm safe place
Where as a child I'd hide
And pray for the thunder
And the rain
To quietly pass me by

Sweet child o' mine
Sweet love of mine

Where do we go
Where do we go now
Where do we go
Sweet child o' mine

Bondgirl · 02-21-2002, 07:03 PM

Sweet Leaf
Black Sabbath

Alright now
Won't you listen?

When I first met you didn't realize
I can't forget you or your surprise
You introduced me to my mind
And left me wanting you and your kind

I love you
Oh you know it

My life was empty forever on a down
Until you took me showed me around
My life is free now, my life is clear
I love you sweet leaf though you can't hear

Come on now
Try it out

Straight people don't know what you're about
They put you down and shut you out
You gave to me a new belief
And soon the world will love you sweet leaf

Maynard · 02-21-2002, 07:06 PM

<center>Sweet Caroline
Neil Diamond

Where it began
I can't begin to knowin'
But then I know it's growin' strong

Was in the spring
And spring became the summer
Who'd have believed you'd come along

Hands, touchin' hands
Reachin' out
Touchin' me
Touchin' you

Sweet Caroline
Good times never seemed so good
I've been inclined
To believe they never would

But now I
Look at the night
And it don't seem so lonely
We fill it up with only two
And when I hurt
Hurtin' runs off my shoulders
How can I hurt when I'm with you

Warm, touchin' warm
Reachin' out
Touchin' me
Touchin' you

Sweet Caroline
Good times never seemed so good
I've been inclined
To believe they never would
Oh, no, no

Sweet Caroline
Good times never seemed so good
I've been inclined
To believe they never would
Sweet Caroline</center>

Bondgirl · 02-21-2002, 07:10 PM

Diamonds And Pearls
Prince

This will be the day
That U will hear me say
That I will never run away

I am here 4 U
Love is meant 4 2
Now tell me what U gonna do

If I gave U diamonds and pearls
Would U be a happy boy or a girl?
If I could I would give U the world
But all I can do is just offer U my love

Which one of us is right
If we always fight?
Why can't we just let love decide? (Let love decide)

Am I the weaker man
Because I understand
That love must be the master plan? (Love is the master plan)

If I gave U diamonds and pearls
Would U be a happy boy or a girl?
If I could I would give U the world
Cuz all I can do is just offer U my love

D 2 the I 2 the A 2 the M
O 2 the N 2 the D 2 the pearls of love
D 2 the I 2 the A 2 the M (2 the M)
O 2 the N 2 the D 2 the pearls of love

There will come a time (There’ll come a time)
When love will blow your mind (Your mind)
And everything U look 4 U'll find (Take a look inside, yeah)

That will be the time (That’ll be the time)
That everything will shine (Oh yeah)
So bright it makes U colorblind (U will be colorblind)

If I gave U diamonds and pearls
Would U be a happy boy or a girl?
If I could I would give U the world
But all I can do is just offer U my love

{repeat CHORUS again}
(Pearls, yeah yeah)
(Give U the world)
(All I can do)

If I gave U diamonds and pearls (Diamonds)
Would U be, would U, would U a happy boy or a girl? {fade out}
(Would U, would U, would U be happy little baby)
If I could I would give U the world

Maynard · 02-21-2002, 07:14 PM

<center>Kiss
Prince

Uh!

U don't have 2 be beautiful 2 turn me on
I just need your body, baby, from dusk till dawn
U don't need experience 2 turn me out
U just leave it all up 2 me, I'm gonna show U what it's all about

CHORUS:
U don't have 2 be rich 2 be my girl
U don't have 2 be cool 2 rule my world
Ain't no particular sign I'm more compatible with
I just want your extra time and your . . . . . kiss

U got 2 not talk dirty, baby, if U wanna impress me
U can't be 2 flirty, mama, I know how 2 undress me (Yeah)
I want 2 be your fantasy, maybe U could be mine
U just leave it all up 2 me, we could have a good time

CHORUS

Yes, oh
I think I wanna dance, uh
Gotta, gotta, oh
Little Girl Wendy's Parade
Gotta, gotta, gotta

Women, not girls, rule my world, I said they rule my world
Act your age, mama, not your shoe size, maybe we could do the twirl
U don't have 2 watch Dynasty 2 have an attitude, uh
U just leave it all up 2 me, my love will be your food (Yeah)

U don't have 2 be rich 2 be my girl
U don't have 2 be cool 2 rule my world
Ain't no particular sign I'm compatible with!
I just want your extra time and your kiss </center>

BeckyDC · 02-21-2002, 07:17 PM

Kiss Them For Me
Siouxsie and the Banshees

It glittered and it gleamed
for the arriving beauty queen
a ring and a car
now you're the prettiest by far
No party she'd not attend
no invitation she wouldn't send
transfixed by the inner sound
of your promise to be found

"Nothing or no-one will ever
make me let you down"

Kiss them for me -- I may be delayed
Kiss them for me -- if I am delayed

It's divoon, oh it's serene
in the fountains pink champagne
someone carving their devotion
in the heart shaped pool of fame

"Nothing or no-one will ever
make me let you down"

Kiss them for me -- I may be delayed
Kiss them for me -- I may find myself delayed

On the road to New Orleans
a spray of stars hit the screen
as the 10th impact shimmered
the forbidden candles beamed

Kiss them for me -- I may be delayed
Kiss them for me -- I may find myself delayed

Kiss them for me -- Kiss them for me

Kiss them for me -- I may find myself delayed

Edited By BeckyDC on Feb. 21 2002 at 2:17

Bondgirl · 02-21-2002, 07:18 PM

Suck My Kiss
rhcp

Should of been could have been
Would have been dead
If I didn't get the message
Goin' to my head
I am what I am
Most mother fuckers
Don't give a damn
Aw baby think you can
Be my girl, I'll be your man

Someone full of fun
Do me till I'm well done
Little Bo Peep
Cumin' from my stun gun
Beware take care
Most mother fuckers
Have a cold ass stare
Aw baby please be there
Suck my kiss cut me my share

(chorus)
Hit me you can't hurt me suck my kiss
Kiss me please pervert me stick with this
Is she talking dirty/gonna curtsey
Give to me sweet sacred bliss
Your mouth was made to suck my kiss

Look at me can't you see
All I really want to be
Is free from a world
That hurts me
I need relief
Do you want me girl
To be your thief
Aw baby just for you
I'd steal anything that you want me to

K-I-S-S-I-N-G
Chicka chicka dee
Do me like a banshee
Low brow is how
Swimming in the sound
Of bow wow wow
Aw baby do me now
Do me here I do allow

BeckyDC · 02-21-2002, 07:22 PM

Suck It Up
40 Below Summer

One more time to dig into my skin
You'll ignite so I can burn again
Sick like that - you'd better walk away
And set to snap - before I demonstrate

Played on this, you split me open
Preyed on this raw emotion
And force - feed me till I'm bloated
And swallow these open throated

I can't feel this way - so ordinary
Wrapped in all this pain - distorted every day
And I can't breathe - you've suffocated me and all my needs
And I can't scream again

Break me down - I'm breaking mentally
Break me down - I'm breaking everyday
Cover me - yes, I've had enough
Smother me - you better let me up

Eyes on this - psycho explosion
Your silent wish for my erosion
Bent on determination
And mental evisceration

I can't feel this way - so ordinary
Wrapped in all this pain - distorted every
day and I can't breathe - you've suffocated
me and all my

Why can't you leave me alone (no way)
Stripping me down to the bone (don't say) (repeat)

Force-fed and inbred and stunted,
y'all made me feel so unwanted
Get off my case fore i make you-
Get out my face fore i break you.

Stain, change, range (suck it up)
maim, aim, blame (suck it up)
Vacate now (suck it up) -
Take you out

I can't feel this way - so ordinary
Wrapped in all this pain - distorted every
day and I can't breathe - you've suffocated
me and all my needs
And I can't scream again
Again again again (suck it up)
Again again again (lick it)
Again again again (suck it up)
Again again again!

Maynard · 02-21-2002, 07:27 PM

<center>Brass Monkey
Beasties

Brass Monkey - that funky Monkey
Brass Monkey junkie
That funky Monkey

Got this dance that's more than real
Drink Brass Monkey here's how you feel
Put your left leg down your right leg up
Tilt your head back let's finish the cup
M.C.A. with the bottle D. rocks the can
Adrock gets nice with Charlie Chan
We're offered Moet we don't mind Chivas
Wherever we go with bring the Monkey with us
Adrock drinks three Mike D. is D.
Double R. foots the bill most definitely
I drink Brass Monkey and I rock well
I got a Castle in Brooklyn that's where I dwell

Brass Monkey - that funky Monkey
Brass Monkey junkie
That funky Monkey

Cause I drink it anytime and anyplace
When it's time to get ill I pour it on my face
Monkey tastes Def when you pour it on ice
Come on y'all it's time to get nice
Coolin' by the lockers getting kind of funky
Me and the crew we're drinking Brass Monkey
This girl walked by she gave me the eye
I reached in the locker grabbed the Spanish Fly
I put it with the Monkey mixed it in the cup
Went over to the girl, "Yo baby, what's up?"
I offered her a sip the girl she gave me lip
It did begin the stuff wore in and now she's on my tip

Brass Monkey - that funky Monkey
Brass Monkey junkie
That funky Monkey

Step up to the bar put the girl down
She takes a big gulp and slaps it around
Take a sip - you can do it - you get right to it
We had a case in the place and we went right through it
You got a dry Martini thinking you're cool
I'll take your place at the bar I smack you off your stool
I'll down a '40 dog" in a single gulp
And if you got beef you'll get beat to a pulp
Monkey and parties and reelin' and rockin'
Def, def - girls, girls - all y'all jockin'
The song and dance keeping you in a trance
If you don't buy my record I got my advance
I drink it - I think it - I see it - I be it
I love Brass Monkey but I won't give D. it
We got the bottle you got the cup
Come on everybody let's get ffffff</center>