Maynard's musical monstrosity - The last great music game

[Maynard]

<center>Fayth
Limp Bizkit

well I guess it would be nice
if I could touch your body
I know not everybody
has gotta body like me
but I gotta think twice
before I give my heart away
and I know all the games you play
because I play them too

oh, but I need some time off
from that emotion
time to pick my heart up off the floor

when that love comes down
without devotion
well it takes a strong man baby
but I'm showin' you that door

cuz I gotta have fayth
gotta have fayth - 3x

baby, I know you're askin' me to stay
say please, please, please don't go away
cuz you're givin' me the blues

baby, you mean every word you say
can't help but think of yesterday
and another who tied me down to lover boy blues

before this river becomes an ocean
before you pick my heart up off the floor
when our love comes down
without devotion
well it takes a strong man baby
but I'm showing you that door

I gotta have fayth
Gotta have fayth (3x)

get the fuck up!
I gotta have fayth
fayth - 2x

Am I a freak in the darkness
Who am I a misfit
You speak with opinions
To seek in so deep
But it's alright
Well your just an allusion
Confused by your narrow mind
Reality is up ahead in the distance
But that lack of persistence has left you behind
Now you're reaching for your sanity
Cause you're afraid of me, so don't fuck with me
You wanna ask me a question, well I got a question
How much longer can I tolerate this shit
Ego's trip when you're livin' on the flip side
Drop out of a uterus, and god damn I see ya pointin' your finga
You stereotype me, cause you don't like me
Well you don't even know me, punk
You don't know me</center>

[Metalfan]

Epic - Faith No More :roflmao:

Can you feel it, see it, hear it today?
If you can't, then it doesn't matter anyway
You will never understand it cuz it happens too fast
And it feels so good, it's like walking on glass
It's so cool, it's so hip, it's alright
It's so groovy, it's outta sight
You can touch it, smell it, taste it so sweet
But it makes no difference cuz it knocks you off your feet

You want it all but you can't have it
It's cryin', bleedin', lying on the floor
So you lay down on it and you do it some more
You've got to share it, so you dare it
Then you bare it and you tear it
You want it all but you can't have it
It's in your face but you can't grab it

It's alive, afraid, a lie, a sin
It's magic, it's tragic, it's a loss, it's a win
It's dark, it's moist, it's a bitter pain
It's sad it happened and it's a shame
You want it all but you can't have it
It's in your face but you can't grab it
What is it?
It's it
What is it?...



Edited By Metalfan on Feb. 27 2002 at 1:06

[Arpikarhu]

Artist: Insane Clown Posse
Album: Beverly Kills 50187
Title: The Stalker


The stalker
Yeah
The stalker
I'm gonna stalk this hoochie
I'm gonna stalk this hoochie

So I'm gripping this old peice of shit, right?
Here's this smoochie poo at the stop light
Ahem, how's about a date?
Two tickets for the circus, pick you up at 8
[girl]
Fuck no, you're a loser
[Violent J]
Yeah, but I'll stick my boot up your ass
Heh heh, but I ain't nagging
To the next light in my pink volkswagon
Oh, excuse me, ho, but I'm Violent J act like you know
[girl]
Violent J the country singer?
[Violent J]
No, Violent J the southwest gangstero
And the bitch was gone (awww)
So I followed her home (huh?)
Cause I got it going on (ohhhh!)
And I'm in the Haugh (Yep!)
Parked at a spot good enough to hawk her
Things you do when you's a stalker

"So, what happened?"
"I really don't like to talk about it, but he ruined my life, I mean he
was everywhere,everywhere I went."

The stalker

(chorus)
I think that ditso likes me, yeah
She tells you to fuck off with such class!
I think that ditso likes me
Yeah, go on and get that ass!

Well, the stalker stalks his target
Just happened to see her at the super-market
Oh, hi, hey, that peanut butter sucks
You wouldn't like Jiffy, it ain't go no nuts
Why don't you try these?
She ran away scared, and I'm staring at her butt-cheeks
Cause I know she loves me, she wanna tease and tease and rub and dub me

"Hello?"
Hi, it's me
"Hello?"
You love me
"Hello?"
I love you
"Hello?" "Hello?"

Biggity bop boom!
I'm back in a stone brick house
Candle light dinner and some Mexican chow
Yo, I know she gonna show up
Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick, no luck
Peep through her window, jack off in her back yard
Somebody pulled a joker's card
And you know what joker caught you
Things you do when you's the stalker
Are you okay?"
"I don't know, because I know he'll be back. He always come back. I'll
never be able to lead a normal again."
"It's okay."

The stalker

[Chorus]

I'm gonna stalk this hoochie (oochie coochie poochie)
I'm gonna stalk this hoochie (smoochie coochie poochie)

I've been hawking for about 2 weeks
And I ain't even got a fucking kiss on the cheek
She with some fuck face!
I'm gonna put that college boy in a neck-brace!
I gotta just chill
She loves me lots, and that's for real
That night, I snuck in her back door with a bucket of chicken and a bottle
of Faygo
Tip-toe, tip-toe creeping, cause I know my baby's sleeping
Snuck in the bedroom, look through (aaaahhh!)
She stuck me in the eye with a broom
Pulled it up
Popped my eye back and I can't find her
Ran through the bedroom, ran through the living room, ran for the
bathroom, gotta take a doo
Now I stress pulling out my hair, I think I heard that bitch up-stairs
Up the steps, wicked clown
Then I hear a clicking sound
Honey, is that you? How's about a kissy smoochie poo?
Her daddy's gun to my nugget
Never liked the bitch, anyway, fuck it

"So what'd you do?"
"I tried to run, but he was always right there, just ahead of me."
"He would always catch me, and hurt me."

[Chorus ×5]
Nah, man
She don't like me man
Nah, she don't like me, man
That bitch shot me in the head, man
She shot me in the nugget, man
Nah, she don't like me, man, she don't like me
She shot me in the nugget, man
How's she gonna like me, man?
She shot me in the nugget, dog
She don't like me, man
Stop it, man, she don't like me
No she don't!
Look at my head, man!
She shot me in the forehead, man!
How's she gonna like me, man?

This ho like me!

[GonzoStyle]

"EGOMANIAC"
The Bullys

IM AN EGOMANIAC, AND YOUR AN EGOMANIAC,
MY EGO TRIP WILL NEVER STOP
I ALWAYS GOTTA BE ON TOP,
THE WORLD REVOLVES AROUND ME
AND MY GRANDOSITY.

WHEN IM ON MY CELLULAR PHONE
REALLY TALKING TO NOONE
I GOT TO STAND OUT IN A CROWD.
I DRIVE EXPENSIVE CARS
ALL MY FRIENDS ARE MOVIE STARS
MY PARENTS MUST BE REALLY PROUD.

IT'S ALL IN MY HEAD
THATS WHAT THEY SAID
IM SO SELF-CENTERED
BUT IM BETTER THAN YOU.
I LIKE TO LOOK AT MYSELF
I GOT NO USE FOR NOONE ELSE
I ALWAYS GOTTA BE # 1.
I LIKE TO SEE MY NAME ON THE COVER OF MAGAZINES
ROLL OUT THE CARPET
'CAUSE HEAR I COME.

IT'S ALL IN MY HEAD
THATS WHAT THEY SAID
IM SO SELF-CENTERED
BUT IM BETTER THAN YOU.

IM AN EGOMANIAC, AND YOUR AN EGOMANIAC,
MY EGO TRIP WILL NEVER STOP
I ALWAYS GOTTA BE ON TOP,
THE WORLD REVOLVES AROUND ME
AND MY GRANDOSITY.

[Hey Ladi]

Nada Surf
High/Low (1996)
Popular

Three important rules for breaking up
Don't put off breaking up when you know you want to
Prolonging the situation only makes it worse
Tell him honestly, simply, kindly, but firmly
Don't make a big production
Don't make up an elaborate story
This will help you avoid a big tear jerking scene
If you wanna date other people say so
Be prepared for the boy to feel hurt and rejected
Even if you've gone together for only a short time,
And haven't been too serious,
There's still a feeling of rejection
When someone says she preferres the company of others
To your exclusive company,
But if you're honest, and direct,
And avoid making a flowery emotional speech when you brake the news,
The boy will respect you for your frankness,
And honestly he'll apeciate the kind of straight foward manner
In which you told him your decision
Unless he's a real jerk or a cry baby you will remain friends

I'm head of the class
'm popular
I'm a quarter back
I'm popular
My mom says I'm a catch
I'm popular
I'm never last picked
I got a cheerleader chick

Being attractive is the most important thing there is
If you wanna catch the biggest fish in your pond
You have to be as attractive as possible
Make sure to keep your hair spotless and clean
Wash it at least every two weeks
Once every two weeks
And if you see Jonny football hero in the hall
Tell him he played a great game
Tell him you like his article in the newspaper

I'm the party star
I'm popular
I've got my own car
I'm popular
I'll never get caught
I'm popular
I make football bets
I'm a teachers pet.

I purpose we support a one month limit on going steady
I think It will keep you both more able to deal with weird situation
And get to know more people
I think if you're ready to go out with Jonny
Now's the time to tell him about your one month limit
He wont mind he'll apreciate your fresh look on dating
And once you've dated someone else you can date him again
I'm sure hell l did
Everyone will appreciate it
You so novel what a good idea
You can keep you time to your self
You don't need date insurance
You can go out with whoever you want to
Every boy, every boy, in the whole world could be yours
Iif you'll just listen to my plan
THE TEENAGE GUIDE TO POPULARITY

[Hey Ladi]

My mom says I'm a catch

Nylons
Caught

I don't want to remember
How you became my ball and chain
Touched me with a burning ember
I'm a prisoner of your pleasure and pain

Every time that I try to escape you
The passion pulls me back inside
It's a crime every time that I hold you
You dropped me with your heart and I'm stopped before I start

Chorus:
Baby I'm caught, I'm captured
You locked me up and tied me down
Baby I'm caught in the rapture
You hold the only key
But please don't set me free

Try my best to forget you
And I know you'll never say goodbye
Still I bet that if I left you
I would be the only one to cry

Every time that I try to escape you
The passion takes away my pride
It's a crime every time I try to leave you
You dropped me with your heart and I'm stopped before I start

Chorus

Save me, I'm a slave because of your love, baby
You never told me that this is what you were thinking of

Chorus

[Hey Ladi]

Lords of Acid
Our Little Secret (1997)
The Power Is Mine

I know what you like
I know what you need
You want to hear me suffer?
You hold my [seat]
I kiss the leather of your high heeled shoes
I lick the spaces that you choose
I can see you reaching out for me
I crawl like a lamb that's my destiny
When it's over I'm back in my cave
Cause you're my master and I'm your slave

Dance the dance of lovers
I don't need no other
To ride the waves of pleasure and pain
Come on boy obey me
Lick my boots to please me
Maybe I will loosen your chains

I can break your will
I can make you kneal
I can force you to crawl and to lick my heels
Cause the power is mine
Power is mine
(x2)

You need to be punished
And it will never finish
You are just a dog on a leash
Lick me baby lick me
Let me make you happy
But only if you're begging me 'please'

I can break your will
I can make you kneal
I can force you to crawl and to lick my heels
Cause the power is mine
Power is mine
(x4)

I know what you want
I know what you need
I can tell you by your side
The way that you breathe
Passionate love
Lust and bone
I can feel the blood
Pumping in your veins
I feel your nails
Going in my chest
No time to relax
No time to rest
I want to be punished
I have to obey
Cause you're my master
And I'm your slave

[Spitfire]

And I'm your slave

<center>Slaves and Bulldozers
(Soundgarden - Badmotorfinger)

Every word I said is what I mean
Every word I said is what I mean
Everything I gave is what I need

Virgin eyes and dirty looks
On what I have and why I took
Counting all the hands I shook
Now I know why you've been shaking
Now I know why you've been shaking

So bleed your heart out
There's no more rides for free
Bleed your heart out
I said what's in it for me

Everything I've held is what I've freed
Everything I've held is what I've freed
Everything I've shown is what I feel

Buying lies and stealing jokes
And laughing every time I choke
Biding all the time you took
Now I know why you've been taken
Now I know why you've been taken

So bleed your heart out
There's no more rides for free
Bleed your heart out
I said what's in it for me</center>
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Edited By Spitfire on Mar. 01 2002 at 4:53

[GonzoStyle]

Pleasure Slave
Manowar

She Is Waiting To Kiss My Hand
But She Will Wait For My Command
My Chains And Collar Brought Her To Her Knees
She Now Is Free To Please
Woman Be My Slave
That’s Your Reason To Live
Woman Be My Slave
The Greatest Gift I Can Give
Woman Be My Slave

Before Her Surrender She Had No Life
Now She’s A Slave Not A Wife
Her Only Sorrow Is For Women Who Live With Lies
She’s Taken Off Her Disguise

Woman Be My Slave
Chained Unto My Bed
Woman Be My Slave
Begging To Be Fed

Your Body Belongs To Me

Woman Come Here
Remove Your Garments
Kneel Before Me
Please Me

Woman Be My Slave
Chained Unto My Bed
Woman Be My Slave
Begging To Be Fed

I Want You Now

Woman Be My Slave

[virgingrrl]

im a slave for GONZO
virgingrrl

I know I may be young but I've got feelings too
And I need to do what I feel like doing
So let me go and just listen

All you people look at me like I'm a little girl
Well did you ever think it'd be ok for me to step into this world?
Always saying, "Little girl, don't step into the club"
Well I'm just tryin' to find out why, 'cause dancing's what I love, yeah
Get it, get it, get it, get it
Get it, get it, get it, get it
Get it, get it, get it, get it
I know I may come off quiet
I may come off shy
But I feel like talkin', feel like dancin' when I see this guy
What's practical, what's logical, what the hell, who cares
All I know is I'm so happy when you're dancing there

CHORUS

I'm a slave for GONZO
I cannot hold it, I cannot control it
I'm a slave for GONZO
I won't deny it, I'm not trying to hide it

Baby, don't you wanna dance up on me
To another time and place
Oh, baby, don't you wanna dance up on me
Leaving behind my name and age
Like that. You like that?
Yeah. Now watch me
Get it, get it, get it, get it
Get it, get it, get it, get it
Get it, get it, get it, get it
I really wanna dance tonight with you
I really wanna do what you want me to
I really wanna dance tonight with you
I really wanna do what you want me to
Baby, don't you wanna dance up on me
To another time and place
Oh, baby, don't you wanna dance up on me
Leaving behind my name and age


I'm a slave for GONZO
I cannot hold it, I cannot control it
I'm a slave for GONZO
I won't deny it, I'm not trying to hide it

Get it, get it, get it, get it
Get it, get it, get it, get it
Get it, get it, get it, get it
Get it, get it, get it, get it
Get it, get it, get it, get it
Get it, get it, get it, get it

I'm a slave for GONZO
I cannot hold it, I cannot control it
I'm a slave for GONZO
I won't deny it, I'm not trying to hide it

[GonzoStyle]

MOMMA TAKE ME NOW!!!!

Silverchair
Slave

Lived too long now you've come to take me
To a place where I can die
Lost my soul, lost my confidence in me
Can't be something but I'll try

Lived too long and waited to just drown
In my self pity I keep falling down

Want to be your soldier
Want to be your slave
I have no pride in myself

Only book that I own is called 'how to lose'
Pick a chapter, I know them all, just choose

Lived too long and waited to find
A place where I can die
Lost my soul, lost my confidence in me
Give me something but I'll try

Want to be your solider
Want to be your slave
I have no pride in myself
That's how I behave

[PatCooper]

Iron Maiden


PowerSlave

Into the abyss I'll fall - the eye of Horus
Into the eyes of the night - watching me go
Green is the cat's eye that glows - in this temple
Enter the risen Osiris - risen again

Tell me why I had to be a powerslave
I don't wanna die, I'm a god,
why can't I live on?
When the Life Giver dies,
all around is laid to waste
And in my last hour,
I'm a slave to the power of death

When I was living this lie - fear was my game
People would worship and fall-drop to their knees
So bring me the blood and red wine
for the one to succeed me
For he is a man and a god
and he will die too.

Now I am cold but a ghost lives in my veins
Silent the terror that reigned - maarbled in stone
Shell of a man God preserved - a thousand ages
But open the gates of my hell
I will strike from the grave

[Brokenjaw]

I want to be your dominated love slave- Green Day

I want to be the one that takes the pain
You can spank me when I do not behave
Mack me in the forehead with a chain
Cause I love feelin' dirty
And I love feelin' cheap
And I love it when you hurt me
So drive those staples deep
I want you to slap me and call me naughty
Put a beltsander against my skin
I want to feel pain all over my body
Can't wait to be punished for my sins.

[Hey Ladi]

You can spank me when I do not behave

Doin It

Intro: LL Cool J

Mmmm yeah (mmmmm) check it out baby
Make it hot... then we drop it
(oooooooh!) Uh, yeah
(oooooooh!) Uptown, you know how we do it
Yeah you know
Make it hot

Verse One:

[LL Cool J]
It's the first time together and I'm feeling kinda horny
Conventional methods of makin love kinda bore me
I wanna knock your block off, get my rocks off
Blow your socks off make sure your G spots soft
[LeShaun]
I'm gonna call you Big Daddy and scream your name
Matter fact I can't wait for your candy rain
[LL Cool J]
So what cha sayin, I get my swerve on, bring it live
Make it last forever, damn the kitty cat's tight
[LeShaun]
Mmm... daddy slow down your flow
Put it on me like G baby nice and slow
I need a rough neck nigga Mandingo in a sec
Who ain't afraid to pull my hair and spank me from the back
[LL Cool J]
No doubt, I'm the playa that you're talkin about
[LeShaun]
But do you really think that you can work it out
[LL Cool J]
I guarantee shorty it's real, baby stick it out
Here comes the man of steel

Chorus: LeShaun, LL Cool J

[LeShaun] Doin it and doin it and doin it well (3X)
[LL Cool J] I respresent Queens, she was raised out in Brooklyn

{repeat 2x}

Verse Two:

[LL Cool J]
I'm in the mix now, searching for the right spot
To hit now, get down
[LeShaun]
damn my lover dig down, you use a rubber?
[LL Cool J]
damn right
[LeShaun]
You are my lover
[LL Cool J]
All night
[LeShaun]
The putty good to you? Word to momma
[LL Cool J]
Man tight
The only thing left to do is climax
Let's make it last
[LeShaun]
Word we ain't goin out like that
All this time you've been telling that you was a Don
[LL Cool J]
I tried to warn you girl you wouldn't listen
Now let's get it on
[LeShaun]
Mmm, baby wild, don't do that
Chill wait a minute baby let me please you back
[LL Cool J]
You talk a good one shorty now you're makin me sweat
How a live nigga like it girl?
[LeShaun]
Nice and wet
We get it ON To The Break of Dawn, damn you're large
How a big girl like it Daddy?
[LL Cool J]
Nice and hard
Safe sexin it, flexin it, gettin that affectionate
Chewin it, oohin it, all while we're doin it

Chorus (repeat 2X)

Verse Three:

[LL Cool J]
Baby, I wanna hit it in the worst way
[LeShaun]
Make it hot
[LL Cool J]
Schemin on the ass since the first day
[LeShaun]
Don't stop
damn I love it when you talk like that
Make it bounce sugar
[LL Cool J]
Long as you can bounce me back
More flesh than the Greek Fest
[LeShaun]
Roll up the sess
[LL Cool J]
Pass the Hennessee
[LeShaun]
Put my body to the test
Wait wait daddy many niggaz ago
I was a young girl listening to how you flow
Now's my chance to hit you off daddy I'm grown
From the back, from the side
[LL Cool J]
Right, I'm in the zone
One of a kind when it's time to do mine
Camcorder and the whole shit
[LeShaun]
Press rewind
Let it flow on the screen while we puffs the L
Layin back in the cut while we're under the spell
[LL Cool J]
Word life, I like the way the ep went down
Go to sleep, tomorrow I'll take you back downtown
We'll be

Chorus (repeat 3X)

[Luna]

<center>Why don't we do it in the road?
-The Beatles

Why don't we do it in the road?
No one will be watching us
Why don't we do it in the road?

</center>

[Brokenjaw]

<center>Dirt Road Blues - Bob Dylan

Gon' walk down that dirt road, 'til someone lets me ride
Gon' walk down that dirt road, 'til someone lets me ride
If I can't find my baby, I'm gonna run away and hide

I been pacing around the room hoping maybe she'd come back
Pacing 'round the room hoping maybe she'd come back
Well, I been praying for salvation laying 'round in a one room country shack

Gon' walk down that dirt road until my eyes begin to bleed
Gon' walk down that dirt road until my eyes begin to bleed
'Til there's nothing left to see, 'til the chains have been shattered and I've been freed

I been lookin' at my shadow, I been watching the colors up above
Lookin' at my shadow watching the colors up above
Rolling through the rain and hail, looking for the sunny side of love

Gon' walk on down that dirt road 'til I'm right beside the sun
Gon' walk on down until I'm right beside the sun
I'm gonna have to put up a barrier to keep myself away from everyone.
</center>

[Hey Ladi]

They Might Be Giants
Road Movie to Berlin

We're in a road movie to Berlin
Can't drive out the way we drove in
So sneak out this glass of bourbon
And we'll go

We were once so close to heaven
Peter came out and gave us medals
Declaring us the nicest of the damned

Time won't find the lost
It'll sweep up our skeleton bones
So take the wheel and I will take the pedals

We're in a road movie to Berlin
Can't drive out the way we drove in
So sneak out this glass of bourbon
And we'll go



Edited By Hey Ladi on Mar. 02 2002 at 11:39

[Brokenjaw]

<center>ROADHOUSE BLUES. - The Doors

Keep your eyes on the road, your hands upon the wheel.
Keep your eyes on the road, your hands upon the wheel.
Yeah, we're goin' to the roadhouse, gonna have a real good time.

Yeah, in back of the roadhouse they got some bungalows
Yeah, in back of the roadhouse they got some bungalows
And that's for the people who like to go down slow.

Let it roll baby, roll;
Let it roll baby, roll;
Yeah, let it roll, all night long.

Ashen lady, Ashen lady, give up your vow!
Give up your vow!
Save our city, save our city, right now!

When I woke up this morning I got myself a beer.
When I woke up this morning I got myself a beer.
The future is uncertain and the end is always near.


</center>

[Luna]

On The Road Again
-Bob Dylan

Well, I woke up in the morning
There's frogs inside my socks
Your mama, she's a-hidin'
Inside the icebox
Your daddy walks in wearin'
A Napoleon Bonaparte mask
Then you ask why I don't live here
Honey, do you have to ask?

Well, I go to pet your monkey
I get a face full of claws
I ask who's in the fireplace
And you tell me Santa Claus
The milkman comes in
He's wearing a derby hat
Then you ask why I don't live here
Honey, how come you have to ask me that?

Well, I asked for something to eat
I'm hungry as a hog
So I get brown rice, seaweed
And a dirty hot dog
I've got a hole
Where my stomach disappeared
Then you ask why I don't live here
Honey, I gotta think you're really weird.

Your grandpa's cane
It turns into a sword
Your grandma prays to pictures
That are pasted on a board
Everything inside my pockets
Your uncle steals
Then you ask why I don't live here
Honey, I can't believe that you're for real.

Well, there's fist fights in the kitchen
They're enough to make me cry
The mailman comes in
Even he's gotta take a side
Even the butler
He's got something to prove
Then you ask why I don't live here
Honey, how come you don't move?

[Hey Ladi]

Well, there's fist fights in the kitchen
They're enough to make me cry

Cherry Poppin' Daddies
Drunk Daddy

Mamma married a big asshole, whiskey bottles on the floor
He just keeps on watchin' TV, stepchild tired of being poor
Kitchen smells like rotten garbage
I can't chew my food my face is sore
Momma didn't come home last evening
Neighbors say that she's a whore
some folks never want for nuthin'
I'm, a worn out hand me down
Stupid rich kid gets me angry
Lord I'm gonna cut him down
Now I'm grown up same old story
At 21 I fell in love
She left me just like the others
Jesus why'd you curse my love?

Drunk daddy broke my fingers
Drunk daddy done kicked my head
Drunk daddy smashed my sister
Turned my whole world red (blood red)

I haul the burden for the high and mighty
But I'm the top hat Devil's son
I got the luck of the drunk, try an' nail me
I'm the bullseye - aim you gun
Yesterday they shook your hand boy
Now they're gonna stab your back
I can hear their sickening laugher
Sneakin' like a Siamese cat
Back stage in the club bathroom
A graven image on the wall
I'm about to get my vengeance
Lights go down in the hall
You gotta move fast to beat the devil
You arm is too short to box with God
Big shadow in the doorway
He's not going to spare the rod (so get out)

Drunk daddy broke my fingers
Drunk daddy done kicked my head
Drunk daddy smashed my sister
Turned my whole world red (blood red)